Austraylia 

Da large south-seas continent where a lot of wayward livestock roams.

Crocodile Dundee preferred da freedom of da bush to da confines of da big city, so perhaps his favorite locale could be termed, "Austraylia".

Austraylia by QuacksO January 9, 2025

South Australia: Special Victims Unit 

The capital city of South Australia, previously known as Adelaide has been officially designated a progress free zone because of the huge numbers of hysterical conservatives who bend over vomiting with rage and indignation whenever a new idea is presented.

Taking the stance that 'this new idea means that they think my old idea is bad'; the people of SA:SVU take such ideas, suggestions, and pleas for some sort of progress as a personal affront to their character - something which they shouldn't do, firstly because it's not how to have an adult conversation, and secondly because they have no character to speak of.

While many cities have their fair share of whinging, tiresome old shits; Adelaide has, because of decades of 'bright flight'; been left with a much higher percentage of shits than other major Australian cities.

SA:SVU is now a toxic hell hole for anyone with more than half a brain cell. Investors go where the talent is, and they're not going to Adelaide, the renewal project is a joke, and the festivals such as Fringe only serve to advertise what you can get in other cities all year round; but can only get in Adelaide for one month a year.

Those not ranting hysterically are making excuses for Adelaide; that a city with a population of 1.2 million doesn't need more business, entertainment, big name artist performance, good governance, or opportunities for young people to do well in their life.

Me: Hey, this bar has got half as many people in it as last year - how about we do something different to bring more punters in?

Special Victim: Well, I don't know why you've made that suggestion; you obviously hate the place. I go there, I suppose you hate me too. Gees, why can't you just accept the place for what it is ant stop being so negative?

Me: I see we're playing South Australia: Special Victims Unit again.

South Australia: Special Victims Unit by bigredninja February 12, 2014

Australian Navy Cadets 

The Australian Navy cadets are a group of Homosexual beings and cannot take a bloody joke. This has give them the nickname of “Anchor Wankers” as of there homosexual nature, they may think they are better than everyone else, but indeed they are not. Navy cadets are very aggressive and should not be approached without an F88 assault rifle. If scared they will flee back to their boats and cry to their petty officers.

Oh no! It’s the Australian Navy Cadets, Fran the F88’s

Australian Navy Cadets by JoJo’s Dictionary May 7, 2019

Greens Australia 

A failing activist group in Australia that thrives only by getting votes through unorthodox means. Using taxpayer money to bribe immigrants, using children as young as 7 in their protest, and are always yelling, ranting, and angry on TV.

The lower peasants of Greens spend their days trolling Sky News and resorting to shaming, guilt tripping and insulting anyone who dare think differently, grasping at the hope they may bully others into voting Greens.

When it all comes down to it, the only thing Greens Australia focus on is control.

Greens Australia demand tens of 1000s of immigrants be brought here regurlary, assuming the immigrants will vote for them

Greens Australia by HbBrisley July 23, 2020

Australian charm 

Make a female wet in her sexual parts by spitting in your hand and rubbing it in

It was a quicky so I used some australian charm

Australian charm by Forgetits January 12, 2016

Australian Snow Storm

An intricate masturbatory position requiring the masturbator to be in an inverse of the Z vector tangential to the earth's surface i.e. hanging from a pull-up bar via gravity boots. This form requires strength, finesse, deep concentration, preperation, and most importantly aim. When climax is reached, the ejaculate (if directed properly) will descend gracefully like snowflakes on a Winter's day.

Advanced techniques can be applied to create a reining flurry. As one approaches the apex, vigorous pendulum-like motions combined with slight torquing of the hips can cause the trajectory of the ejaculate to scatter forming a ferocious blizzard.

It is crucial for the masturbator to be properly prepared with all required materials within arms reach. Due to the excessive blood flow and disorientation, failure to prepare in this advanced position can cause irrational thinking, broken bones, and abashed relationships with kin.

Although Steve had been training for months, he went blind while attempting the Australian Snow Storm when the acidity of the poorly aimed semen landed in his eyes causing permanent erosion of his retinas.

Australian Snow Storm by tgirl93 October 31, 2012

Australian-American War

The biggest war since the big one. With two tours involving boomerang shrapnel and kangaroos wired with explosives. Lots of people have not heard about it.

Caller: These kids don't respect veterans, we fought for your freedom! When I came back from the Australian-American War, I didn't get a heroes welcome... I didn't get a pack on the back from my friends and neighbors saying 'thanks for fighting for our freedom James!' After years of fighting in the trenches, I come back here and everyone's watching TV!

Lazlow: Now, can you tell me what this Australian-American war was... I never really heard of it!

Caller: God, not another one! Have you read a history book lately son? The Australian-American war the was the biggest war since the big one! I tell ya, I didn't do two tours and take boomerang shrapnel in my head to come back here and have a bunch of hippies deny our history! Those Aussies are ruthless! They even wired kangaroos with explosives... come hopping in the camp and knock out ten guys!

Australian-American War by Chazizzle October 21, 2010