attitudes

a apir of tits. usually available to touch for $20 by a sweaty guy with a combover.

Ever seen a better apir of attitudes? I'll let you kiss em for twenty bucks.

by captain poopypants November 13, 2004

anglo-saxon attitudes

The oddly antiquated and exaggerated body language exhibited by the March Hare (Haigha) in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass." Victorians were intrigued by the history and culture of Anglo-Saxons, and Carroll pokes fun at this trend by transforming the March Hare of "Alice In Wonderland," into an Anglo-Saxon Messenger in the book's sequel. Alice comments "'...what curious attitudes he goes into!' (For the Messenger kept skipping up and down, and wriggling like an eel, as he came along, with his great hands spread out like fans on each side.)" This explains why the famous illustrator, Sir John Tenniel, depicted Haigha (rhymes with mayor, a homophone to the British pronunciation of "hare") in clothing that contemporary scholars viewed as being the typical garb of Anglo-Saxons. These academic jabs --- as well as subtle references to social celebrities, combined with rampant wordplay, and use of puns, puzzles, and logic --- made Carroll's "Alice In Wonderland" and "Through the Looking Glass" hugely popular with adults, as well as with the intended audience of children.

Tone down the hand gestures, man! Looks like you're going into Anglo-Saxon attitudes!

by Sexxy Nerdy Chica October 16, 2020

attitude

a word that parents made up so that they could yell at their kids for no damn reason

parent: "how was your day billy?"
billy "it was fin-"
parent "iS tHaT AtTiTudE i HeaR?!?"

by deathisinnevitable November 23, 2019

no bullshit attitude

A "no bullshit attitude" is an amazing thing to receive from someone who knows what they are doing or talking about, isn't willing to listen to whining or a bad attitude, and calls you out on your mistakes so you can improve on them.

And they expect you to know not to take anything they say personally, because they don't mean to. They don't know "who you are" anyways, so why should you be offended, and why should either of you care?

It also means they don't want to hear about your "style", If you're working for them, they've been there for longer than you, have earned their stripes, and simply just know better.

A "no bullshit attitude" isn't an asshole boss though. There are three-strike rules. They take the charge and pick you up when shit is hitting the fan. They give you responsibilities which are reasonable. They will however call you out and not disguise their lack of patience when they see irresponsibility, laziness or carelessness.

I wonder how this guy even got the job. He acts surprised every time he's called out when he fails to perform a responsibility he agreed to when he read the job description. Clearly he can't handle our no bullshit attitude.

by hfontana August 14, 2016

not with that attitude

A sharp and witty comeback suitable for any situation when you hear someone doubting themselves. Was once used exclusively by the likes of parents, teachers, and coaches as a means of inspiration, but has now been introduced into peer to peer situations as a way of mocking one anothers' piss-poor attitudes.

Jerry: Man, I will never be able to find a good job!

Paul: Not with that attitude, you won't!

Lisa: I'll never get John to give me a Las Vegas Chainsaw!

Jennifer: Not with that attitude!

by unkle_ruckus July 30, 2010

DMV Attitude

The attitude someone gives when things don't go their way. When you talk to them you feel like you're talking to a disgruntled employee at the DMV.

This could be a one time thing but normally reoccurs with the same person around a certain time of day, every day or just when you talk to them.

I wouldn't talk to her today. She's got a DMV attitude.

by Intense, like camping. August 6, 2011

low altitude bombing

code for taking a crap

Dam guys I need to do some low altitude bombing is the bathroom clean cuz it wont be.

by Bob Oso April 8, 2006