29 definitions by captain poopypants

after recieving a compliment it is a way of acknowledging the compliment and also informing everyone that you knew how great you are.
Gentlemen, Wade garrett. Holy Shit! Exactly right
by captain poopypants November 13, 2004
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a kick ass hair band featuring old, fat, balding men in their early 40's. They usually appear in ripped denim shorts, tank tops or belly shirts, and cowboy boots. Their vocals suck, but they look good. Formally in such bands as Silver Mullet and Piledriver. It is a supergroup that was formed when the high profile stars of Silver Mullet and Piledriver both broke up in the late 1990's. Featuring hit singles such as, Friends Forever, Don't Throw Stones, Gimme Back my mullets, Look at us we're eye candy, take a picture and stop staring, and there #1 single Mackin on girls down at Rizzo's saloon
I would do anything for two tickets to the Eye Candy concert, and I mean anything
by captain poopypants November 30, 2004
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a third party hired to "run the show". They have final say, and are basically hired as a consultant of such things as bar staff, security and bouncers, bar design, attitude, and alcohol. They have no affiliation with the club other than that they are there to striaghten up the mess. For a nice buick call....
To protect my investment I've hired the best damn cooler in the business.
by captain poopypants November 30, 2004
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The one who runs the show. What he says goes. The one who is in charge of the bouncers at a club, they see everything. Usually they earn $5000 up front, $500 a night, CASH
To protect my investment I've hired the best damn cooler in the business. (editors note: Wade garrett is the best)
by captain poopypants November 13, 2004
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a question that begs to be answered, an absolute positive yes.
Does everyone pay Wesley? Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?
by captain poopypants November 20, 2004
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A popular slogan used to insult your co-wokers or place of business.
They should have a sign hanging over the urinals that says don't eat the big white mint. Its hog heaven
by captain poopypants November 13, 2004
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A very popular saying in Tampa, Florida, and Philadlephia, Pennsylvania. Means to not judge or comment on how others live their lives.
ran out of money, she ran out of bed, one more chance she said, if you love me baby pay the rent, don't throw stones you don't know. its not what ya say its what ya do, don't throw stones
by captain poopypants November 13, 2004
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