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A truck for hauling ass or a super sexy writer.
That Ford Ranger is a totally tricked Astruc--it has a blueprinted 427 side oiler. And really nice tits.
Astruc by Randy Goodman November 10, 2008
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Thomas Astruc 

Filming director of the hit TV show miraculous ladybug.
Thomas Astruc by shmeatie August 18, 2019

The Astrachan 

The act of licking ones own genitalia, especially while under a great deal of peer pressure to perform said act.
Jacob: DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!
Ben: I'll only do it if you call me legend.
*performs The Astrachan*
Jacob: Awwww that's nasty, man!
Brian: Shit, I missed it, do it again!
The Astrachan by coolcalmpete May 14, 2011
Astrud is a beautiful girl with such a kind heart. She makes everyone else around her smile with her absolutely gorgeous smile. When she loves someone, she does everything in her power to protect that person. Get yourself an Astrud in your life, you won’t regret it
Wow, she’s so perfect, must be Astrud”
Astrud by maadzzy March 12, 2019
An Astrocle is the uncomfortable feeling you get when one of your testicles slides up from your scrotum into your pelvic skin, it being named astrocle is a mix of the words "astronaut" and "testicle"
Damn dude, I just had an astrocle, that really hurt
Astrocle by KentuckyFriedHumans January 4, 2020

astrocosmological 

(adj) the ultimate superlative that reaches infinity and beyond
His stupidity knows no bounds; his idiocy is astrocosmological.
astrocosmological by prokrastinator February 11, 2010

Thomas Asstruck 

A nickname of Thomas Astruc, creator of Miraculous Ladybug and the main reason why fans hate the show.
Thomas Asstruck did it again, he fucked up another character man and I liked Alix damn it!
Thomas Asstruck by kueko July 21, 2021
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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