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Astrocunt 

A cunt with heavily applied astroglide often accompanied by an astroglide ponytail. In short, a dirty cunt.
"Last night, I fucked an astrocunt, and I literally came in 30 seconds."
Astrocunt by notoriousRIP April 6, 2009
Words you can keep

AstroCunt 

someone so "cunty" they're out of this world
that mean bitch is an AstroCunt
AstroCunt by jwu! October 21, 2008

Astrointhetrap 

BEST FUCKERY PSYCHO TRAVIS PAGE EVERRR AAAAAAAAAAHH MAKE ME WANA PUNCH A BABY RIGGGHTTT FUCKKKIINGG NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW TO RAGGEEE THE FUCKKKKKKKKK OUTTTTTTT
LET ME DAMM TELL YOU WHO IS ASTROINTHETRAP YOU KNOW HES A FUCKIN BEST BASTARDS ASS PAGE EVERR !!!!!!!!!!!!!! EFFFIINNNNN FUCCKITTY FOR FUKERRYY SAKEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAHHHHH
Astrointhetrap by WishopScott August 6, 2020

afrocunt 

A chick's pubic hair that is so out of conrol it looks as if her cunt has an afro.
1. Man I dont even know if I got it in, I couldnt see past her afrocunt!

2. I'll need a machete just to tap that chick how else am I gonna get through that mad thick afrocunt?!
afrocunt by blingtastic January 19, 2008
Next level derogatory term for a woman. A cunt who now assumes a superior self importance. She has a self-appointed sense of entitlement.
Karen has graduated from being just a cunt, she is now an arrocunt.
Arrocunt by grewiadnor May 22, 2014

Astrovent 

You are a(n) astrovent
Astrovent by WordInstaller February 13, 2019

Astronut 

Jesus: "Yes! I received my SkyQuest XX14g GoTo Truss Tube Dobsonian Telescope!"
Daniel: "Astronut!"
Astronut by Todos Valen Verga May 24, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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