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Astrosnot

The act of gently peeling the flaps of your women's vagina, and then launching a juicy snot rocket on to her clit. Give the vagina three seconds to absorb the snot rocket and then swiftly slurp it out with a bendy straw. Also known as the apollo 69.
Neal Armstrong: I gave muh bitch the astrosnot last night.
by fuckmydick August 19, 2011
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Astronomia

The thing that happens when you're about to die.
Person 1: OMG That girl's about to die in the movie!
Person 2: *Plays Astronomia*
by Ary_Mishor April 22, 2020
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Down astronomically

A much worse version of down bad. Some would say it's an expansion to down catastrophic.
Alex : damn bro my Brazzers subscription expired. Now I have to watch free porn.
John : Bro you had a Brazzers subscription? God damn you are down astronomically.
by clapped nigga February 25, 2021
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astronominalogical

Unlike oxymoronical, astronimalogical is a description of thinking, talking, being, or spiriting with deference to the vastness of our multiversal cosmos.
Its astronominalogical to ponder Dark Matter and the swingingly swirling galaxy monkey bars. Keep climbing.
by nadja m February 28, 2020
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Astronomy Domine

"Astronomy Domine," composed by Syd Barrett, is the first track on Pink Floyd's 1967 album, The Piper at the Gates of Dawn. Complete with beeping, mind-blowing instrumentals, and the naming of celestial bodies, "Astronomy Domine" is an awe-inspiring example of psychedelic and space rock.
Astronomy Domine reduced her to hysterical giggling.
by RGar May 13, 2008
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Astrophotographer

A person who spends way too much money on a piece of glass inside of a tube, then gets easily depressed by a number being slightly different from what they want, leading said person to spend even more money, going into a bigger and bigger hole.
" Hey, your brother's an astrophotographer? " - Person 1
" Yeah, he is. " - Person 2
" God, I'm so sorry for your loss. You must be devastated. " - Person 1
by bonkerdonker April 5, 2021
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astropot

yo this g 13 is tight yo astropot
by potsmoker July 28, 2006
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