4 definitions by Zachariah Langley 13
When you continue talking in a conversation, you feel and or realize, as you keep talking, you should have already stopped.
I was talking to a friend of mine in front of our coffee shop, having a cigarette, and some guy started porridging thinking I was pregnant. Stupid... it's winter weight.
by Zachariah Langley 13 January 22, 2018
When a male character written for a popular show/movie is replaced by a woman. This can take place in either a reboot, remake or new production.
by Zachariah Langley 13 September 24, 2017
noun
1. Fear of solid foods. Having this disease means all of what is to be ingested must be blended or mashed.
2. Ateadactaphobia, in the Jungian philosophy, comes from and is sometimes associated with Pseudodysphagia, the fear of choking.
1. Fear of solid foods. Having this disease means all of what is to be ingested must be blended or mashed.
2. Ateadactaphobia, in the Jungian philosophy, comes from and is sometimes associated with Pseudodysphagia, the fear of choking.
"Hey Bob, I know you have ateadactaphobia, so I went ahead and blended your Thanksgiving dinner. It's in your special cup."
by Zachariah Langley 13 December 3, 2020
Haiku poo, or Haiku o shinagara haiku(Haiku while you poop), is an ancient form of haiku used to pass the time while in the bathroom, meditating on the physical release from within. A three-line poem with 17 syllables, put together in a 5–7–5 pattern, it is usually said in one breath, which may be very helpful depending on type of poop or length of time in the bathroom.
A haiku poo from Sumida Manobutt....
ここで私は座って呼吸する
ヒトデは水に向かって話す
私は終わってフラッシュする
Koko de watashi wa suwatte kokyū suru
Hitode wa mizu ni mukatte hanasu
Watashi wa owatte furasshu suru
Here I sit and breathe
Starfish speaks to the water
I finish and flush
ここで私は座って呼吸する
ヒトデは水に向かって話す
私は終わってフラッシュする
Koko de watashi wa suwatte kokyū suru
Hitode wa mizu ni mukatte hanasu
Watashi wa owatte furasshu suru
Here I sit and breathe
Starfish speaks to the water
I finish and flush
by Zachariah Langley 13 January 29, 2018