Alstead

A small town filled with funny people and sexy people!

Danny is so sexy and funny! Do you know why? It's because he's from alstead

Alstead by nikki19977123 June 18, 2011

alsteady

To be completely ready to handle something that generally makes you nervous or uneasy. Having the situation under control while staying cool, calm and collected. Completely ready for the next thing that life throws in your direction

Hey bro, we need to go pickup that sack of weed we ordered from Rickey! Alsteady man, lets ride.

alsteady by JeffAGW February 12, 2020

Ansteading 

When a company claims to be family and tight knit but makes you work 60hours a week so you can’t see your real family.

Dave : Man this company is like family I love coming to work!
Kyle : Dave you’re a sweaty fucking moron, they’re just Ansteading you!

Ansteading by Sweaty dirt pig August 5, 2021

Astead 

Generally a fun person, deep thinking and precise in their communications. Noble and passionate about equality and willing to take a stand for it. An Astead is someone who knowledgable concerning politics and a gifted analyst. They aren't afraid to speak the truth and call out racial discrimination. A firm supporter of uplifting Black families and checking privilege. If you're lucky enough to know an Astead, you know someone who will be honest with you, tell you when you're off track, and inject humor into a situation that needs it.

Astead has fantastic abilities to cut through the bullshit.

Astead by justpourmeanother November 23, 2021

Amstead 

An old Alabama tradition, but with a twist. You go to fuck your sister but accidentally eat cereal out of your moms asshole.

Fuck I got amstead

Amstead by DEFCON267 December 19, 2022