asswank 

the act of pushing your penis up and down between someone's ass cheeks.

man, that girls ass was so big, i had to asswank it. i barely could move!

asswank by woohooo-yeah! August 18, 2009

asswank 

A term used to describe people who are generally 'asses' who tend to make a complete 'wank' out of themself.

tell your bf he's an asswank.

asswank by Nick32 February 9, 2006

Asswank 

The moment when someone feels a like an asshole and a wanker at the same time.

John: This guy is a motherfucking prick, bitch ass wanker.
James: Oh so, he's an asswank

Asswank by fanfun August 19, 2018

Asswang 

gay filipino vampire

daryel is such an asswang.

Asswang by napalm shitter May 6, 2015

asswalker 

One who walks using the cheeks of their buttocks. Asswalking first performed on the short-lived cartoon network series "Cow and Chicken" by a character known only as "the red guy". May also mean a person who is not disabled but has a ridiculous walk which makes them look like an asshole.

"The red guy is such an asswalker."
"Look at that asswalker, he is such an asshole"

asswalker by El Matt February 28, 2008

assmankey 

See assmonkey
Derived from the Poke'mon Mankey, who indeed looks like a monkey who was jammed up someones ass.

That dude is a total assmankey

assmankey by Glocked April 17, 2005

asswang 

To put it simply, a dumbass, an idiot.

John M. is a damn asswang.

asswang by The Cowboy May 8, 2005