assbank

The back end of a woman or homosexual man where sperm is deposited and shit is withdrawn.

Look at the assbank of that chick. I wanna make a deposit and hope I don't make a withdrawl.

assbank by Big Jim Jimmy Sack November 15, 2007

Assbasket 

A person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment and reason and with complete disregard for society.

Who is this assbasket that took up 2 spots with his Hyundai.

Assbasket by Victor Stracci May 31, 2007

Assback Gorilla 

Someone who's ass goes half way up their back.

Guy 1: Dude, that chick is such an assback gorilla.
Guy 2: I'd have to drink another round before even thinking of touching that.

Assback Gorilla by Assback Gorilla April 30, 2009

assmankey 

See assmonkey
Derived from the Poke'mon Mankey, who indeed looks like a monkey who was jammed up someones ass.

That dude is a total assmankey

assmankey by Glocked April 17, 2005

Assbandit 

A guy who prefers another guy's hairy anus over a girl's vagina.

Elton John.

Assbandit by a friend. July 1, 2003

nigerian assbang 

A person that hangs out in front of your local gas station selling pictures of lesbian camletoes for three dollars and fifty cents so he can put his kid through school you got me

Person 1 Look at the nigerian assbang person 2 don't buy any pictures from him

nigerian assbang by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017

asswanker 

variation of wanker, it just makes the victim of the insult that much more gay.

Jeezy Creezy, jacob is such a friggin asswanker.

asswanker by Tion the One April 28, 2003