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the act of pushing your penis up and down between someone's ass cheeks.
man, that girls ass was so big, i had to asswank it. i barely could move!
by woohooo-yeah! August 18, 2009
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When a reply to a tweet gets more likes than the tweet it was replying to, usually indicating the unpopularity or stupidity of the original tweet
Damn you got 12 likes and his reply got 271 likes? He totally ratioed you bro
by FF29 July 06, 2020
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When you don't have a penis so you masturbate your anus
Friend 1: Man, I was so horny last night but I don't have a dick :(
Friend 2: You should try ass wanking, it's so good
by Superbankai January 15, 2016
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Another term for anal sex. Mostly used by religious people, who believe in no sex before marriage - but feel the urge to have sexual intercourse.
Ay lad that bird gives good 'ass wanks'!
by Kostadino August 27, 2008
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A term used to describe people who are generally 'asses' who tend to make a complete 'wank' out of themself.
tell your bf he's an asswank.
by Nick32 February 08, 2006
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1980 - Insult towards those of an annoying and twattish nature
by Not Rah November 20, 2004
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The moment when someone feels a like an asshole and a wanker at the same time.
John: This guy is a motherfucking prick, bitch ass wanker.
James: Oh so, he's an asswank
by fanfun August 19, 2018
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