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a massive wank that rips your dick off
boy: "the other day i was watching this gal on the internet and i had an ashwank"
boy 2: "shit man!!"
ashwank by beehive04 December 9, 2010
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A avocado that oral care and hates books
Hi avocowak ashwak
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asswanker 

variation of wanker, it just makes the victim of the insult that much more gay.
Jeezy Creezy, jacob is such a friggin asswanker.
asswanker by Tion the One April 28, 2003
the act of pushing your penis up and down between someone's ass cheeks.
man, that girls ass was so big, i had to asswank it. i barely could move!
asswank by woohooo-yeah! August 18, 2009
anyone who knows this evilest of brehs will know that he is the master. Persons of all backgrounds go on a pilgrimage to find him and acquire his words of wisdom. Although quite small, he should not be underestimated. Hewas born and bred in brixton, UK and always reps the good times not the bad.
I'm going to find ashwani for some wisdom.

Someone tell me where ashwani is.
ashwani by Sunrise Radio March 14, 2005

ashwanth 

A cool tall Indian kid!
omg..looks Ashwanth's here!
ashwanth by You April 22, 2005
Bro 1: Dude, I really like that dude...
Bro 2: ASHANK BITCH
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