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a massive wank that rips your dick off
boy: "the other day i was watching this gal on the internet and i had an ashwank"
boy 2: "shit man!!"
ashwank by beehive04 December 9, 2010
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A avocado that oral care and hates books
Hi avocowak ashwak
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asswanker 

variation of wanker, it just makes the victim of the insult that much more gay.
Jeezy Creezy, jacob is such a friggin asswanker.
asswanker by Tion the One April 28, 2003
the act of pushing your penis up and down between someone's ass cheeks.
man, that girls ass was so big, i had to asswank it. i barely could move!
asswank by woohooo-yeah! August 18, 2009
anyone who knows this evilest of brehs will know that he is the master. Persons of all backgrounds go on a pilgrimage to find him and acquire his words of wisdom. Although quite small, he should not be underestimated. Hewas born and bred in brixton, UK and always reps the good times not the bad.
I'm going to find ashwani for some wisdom.

Someone tell me where ashwani is.
ashwani by Sunrise Radio March 14, 2005

ashwanth 

A cool tall Indian kid!
omg..looks Ashwanth's here!
ashwanth by You April 22, 2005
Bro 1: Dude, I really like that dude...
Bro 2: ASHANK BITCH
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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