Asswack

To simulate intravenous drug use by inserting a turkey baster with said drug and insert it into your anus and hence the asswack.

Hey will I'm not getting high off this dope, fix me up the turkey baster so I can do an asswack bro.

Asswack by Asswack# September 16, 2015

Asswack

To simulate intravenous drug use by inserting a turkey baster with said drug and insert it into your anus and hence the asswack.

Hey will I'm not getting high off this dope, fix me up the turkey baster so I can do an asswack bro.

Asswack by Asswack# September 16, 2015

asswack

A naval unit equal to ten shitloads.

Someone spilled an asswack of coffee in the kitchen.

We need an asswack of guns for this excursion.

asswack by Agent_Lemon November 26, 2014

Asswack

Someone who you despise most, you just wanna... kill. They are basically a bozo but 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x worse.

Fuck off you stupid Asswack

Asswack by H4Z3L34442 June 20, 2025

Assjacked 

Getting assjacked is all about being screwed over or taken advantage of. You either get jacked, or you've jacked someone else!

Promised a promotion at work, instead I got assjacked and they gave it to someone else!

Every time I fuel up, I'm being assjacked at the pump!

Assjacked by donkeyrules October 3, 2014

asshack 

A term most commonly used in technology fields which describes the process of overcoming technological challenges by using spontaneous, irrational, and otherwise ignorant solutions that will most likely lead to much bigger problems in the future.

The email server went down again because the last systems guy that worked on it asshacked the configuration.

asshack by aksival July 3, 2007

Assback Gorilla 

Someone who's ass goes half way up their back.

Guy 1: Dude, that chick is such an assback gorilla.
Guy 2: I'd have to drink another round before even thinking of touching that.

Assback Gorilla by Assback Gorilla April 30, 2009