a town which is complete fucking ass hole and is annoying as shit and makes you want to rip your fuckin nipple off, deep fry them, and feed them to your best friends fucking gold fish

red bank and shrewsbury new jersey are fuckin assville

assville by dikembe mutombos November 30, 2011

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smart-assyness

The act of being an ass, but with an undertone of mirth.

George: I'm sorry for the smart-assyness , but if it doesn't work out between us, do we still get to have great sex together?
Tracy: I'll think about it.

smart-assyness by Kate Charlton May 28, 2008

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false assvertising

when the pictures of any person on any social website make that person appear extremely sexy, but they are significantly less attractive in person.

guy:"damn, this girl is sexy! look at that ass! i gotta meet this chick"

two days later...

guy: "damn, that girl was sooooo not as attractive in person. she had like, NO ASS. She was false assvertising with her pics.

false assvertising by mr.benzedrine March 27, 2009

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Assy Ass

The burning, sweating, irritating feeling that lingers in one's butt hole following a foul ass poop. Most of the time a profuse amount of wipes is needed, but even then one's assy ass isn't fully gone unless a shower is taken immediately after.

I was walking to the store but each step I took my assy ass got worse, I had to locate the nearest establishment's bathroom and take a quick faucet bath.

Assy Ass by Xtra Tartarsawse December 13, 2014

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