Assvertising

Words or advertising logos placed on the asses of female clothing.

Check out the ASSVERTISING on that ass! School names, team names, phrases, city names, etc. usually written in large letters. i.e. CHEER, PINK, SWIM, ORLANDO

by Page Wagner October 3, 2007

assvertising

When a woman advertises that she wants sex by moving her ass in erotic ways.

I totally wanna nail that chick, she been assvertising all night...

by TheJudd August 22, 2010

assvertising

Those ugly-as-sin pants that have words written across the ass-cheeks. When watching a woman assvertising while she walks, you get this effect: "hillCREST" (step) "HILLcrest" depending on which ass-cheek is up. Severely not sexy.

Look, Tanya's decided to assvertise today!

"Should I buy these pants?" "Ew, no, those are assvertising pants."

by Nikaia July 16, 2008

Assvertising

When someone texts a picture of themself naked to somebody else. Usually ends up being retexted to another person.

I just got a text from Chandler. She's assvertising again.

by yurglemeyer May 11, 2011

assvertising

The wearing of advertising or words across one's ass....assvertising!

What's that written across your ass, oh I see it's assvertising! Commonly seen on sweat pants and shorts, usually on females.

by deep creek local April 18, 2013

false assvertising

when the pictures of any person on any social website make that person appear extremely sexy, but they are significantly less attractive in person.

guy:"damn, this girl is sexy! look at that ass! i gotta meet this chick"

two days later...

guy: "damn, that girl was sooooo not as attractive in person. she had like, NO ASS. She was false assvertising with her pics.

by mr.benzedrine March 27, 2009

Advertising Blue Chip

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Advertising Blue Chip Genius BTS V possess a movie-like visual which sells out products instantly.

by kpop happening May 12, 2021