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assviking 

like an asspirate but better cause it has a bigger beard like a fucking martian badass
the assviking reamed the asspirate till his timbers shivered
assviking by dsg August 22, 2003
Words you can keep

Assailing 

To attack with or as if with violent blows; assault.
Mike Tyson to Dermot Murnaghan on Sky News:

""You're starting to irritate me now... I guess I did change because I'm not assailing you""
Assailing by Hip-Hopper November 8, 2009

Asskicking Time

1. What you scream before beating the crap out of a person who enjoys rap music.

2. A common phrase from characters from the webcomic "ASSKICKER"
1) "DUUUDE, IT'S LIKE, A EMINEM FAN! LET'S GO KICK HIS ASS!! IT'S ASSKICKING TIME!

2) "Dude. The Biker is pretty cool, he's always screaming "IT'S ASSKICKING TIME!" before he beats up The Hipster.
Asskicking Time by lolwtf2030204200 January 16, 2023
When you ask someone for something so obnoxiously, they are forced to give you what you want.
Bob: Hey, can I have your Xbox 360?
Joe: No.
Bob: Please?
Joe: No.
Bob: Please?
Joe: No.
Bob: Dude, Please!
Joe: No, stop assking!
Bob: PLEASE!!!
Joe: I already told you, NO!!
Bob: C'mon man, Please!
Joe: ...
Bob: ...
Joe: ...
Bob: PLEASE!!
Joe: FINE!!! HERE!! TAKE IT!!!
Bob: ...

















Bob: Can I have your Ps3?


assking by Bradford J. Soriano January 15, 2009
adj referring to an attempt at something at which you failed completely
I was an asspiring writer once.
asspiring by DianeF November 13, 2007

ass viking 

such as a glorified butt-pirate or a horny butt-pirate
Jeff Niedfelt is such an ASS VIKING!
ass viking by Shad December 13, 2003

ass viking 

gay guy who likes ass
last night, he was the ass viking, and i was the conquered slave...
ass viking by M>L>A April 9, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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