assviking 

like an asspirate but better cause it has a bigger beard like a fucking martian badass

the assviking reamed the asspirate till his timbers shivered

assviking by dsg August 22, 2003

Assailing 

To attack with or as if with violent blows; assault.

Mike Tyson to Dermot Murnaghan on Sky News:

""You're starting to irritate me now... I guess I did change because I'm not assailing you""

Assailing by Hip-Hopper November 8, 2009

Asskicking Time

1. What you scream before beating the crap out of a person who enjoys rap music.

2. A common phrase from characters from the webcomic "ASSKICKER"

1) "DUUUDE, IT'S LIKE, A EMINEM FAN! LET'S GO KICK HIS ASS!! IT'S ASSKICKING TIME!

2) "Dude. The Biker is pretty cool, he's always screaming "IT'S ASSKICKING TIME!" before he beats up The Hipster.

Asskicking Time by lolwtf2030204200 January 16, 2023

assking 

When you ask someone for something so obnoxiously, they are forced to give you what you want.

Bob: Hey, can I have your Xbox 360?
Joe: No.
Bob: Please?
Joe: No.
Bob: Please?
Joe: No.
Bob: Dude, Please!
Joe: No, stop assking!
Bob: PLEASE!!!
Joe: I already told you, NO!!
Bob: C'mon man, Please!
Joe: ...
Bob: ...
Joe: ...
Bob: PLEASE!!
Joe: FINE!!! HERE!! TAKE IT!!!
Bob: ...

















Bob: Can I have your Ps3?

assking by Bradford J. Soriano January 15, 2009

asspiring

adj referring to an attempt at something at which you failed completely

I was an asspiring writer once.

asspiring by DianeF November 13, 2007

ass viking 

such as a glorified butt-pirate or a horny butt-pirate

Jeff Niedfelt is such an ASS VIKING!

ass viking by Shad December 13, 2003

ass viking 

gay guy who likes ass

last night, he was the ass viking, and i was the conquered slave...

ass viking by M>L>A April 9, 2009