Asstorsion 

when a guy gets totally confused, he feels asstorsion.

There is no expression for asstorsion you have to feel it yourself.

Asstorsion by ب October 10, 2009

Assbortion 

When you have a large,hard peice of poop stuck in your butthole and you have to use a clothes hanger to pry it out. Common in people who hold in their shit for more than 15 days.

Dude I was sitting on the toilet for 3 hours last night trying to take a shit. Then I called my mom to come give me an assbortion.

Assbortion by Tyroneinyoass666 November 16, 2014

assbortion 

-from olde english arsebortion. 1. the act of taking a dump, so large that your ass feels that it has gone through an abortion.

I'm so pro-choice about my shits, i took a mean assbortion and aborted that brown fetus.

assbortion by autoreverseaudio July 4, 2008

Assortion 

Noun. A collection consisting of various kinds. An assorted list of something. Essentially, noun form of the adjective 'assorted'.

"The store down the street has a pretty good assortion of birthday cards."

"Do you mean like...it has like, cards for different individuals, like birthday cards for cousins, for mothers, humorous cards...?"

"Yep, that's precisely what assortion means! It's the same as assortment but I like assortion better cause it's more intuitive, like collection from collect, assortion from assort right."

"Ah...whatever man."

Assortion by UrbanTown May 8, 2014

Assortion 

It’s what people say when they mean “Assortment” and they say “Assortion” instead.

“Kids in grade 3 have just a random assortion of colours in their pencil case.”

Assortion by László the Wordkeeper February 23, 2019

assordion

The ability to make ones prolapsed rectal passage have the in and out movement of an accordion!

Wow! Did you see that person's assordion? They could push it in and out like a party favor!😝

assordion by INCUBUSS February 17, 2021

Assortion 

Another word for “assortment”

“Wow, you have an assortion of towels.”

Assortion by Magn0l1@ October 30, 2021