Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Assbortion 

When you have a large,hard peice of poop stuck in your butthole and you have to use a clothes hanger to pry it out. Common in people who hold in their shit for more than 15 days.
Dude I was sitting on the toilet for 3 hours last night trying to take a shit. Then I called my mom to come give me an assbortion.
Assbortion by Tyroneinyoass666 November 16, 2014
Related Words

assbortion 

-from olde english arsebortion. 1. the act of taking a dump, so large that your ass feels that it has gone through an abortion.
I'm so pro-choice about my shits, i took a mean assbortion and aborted that brown fetus.

Assortion 

Noun. A collection consisting of various kinds. An assorted list of something. Essentially, noun form of the adjective 'assorted'.
"The store down the street has a pretty good assortion of birthday cards."

"Do you mean like...it has like, cards for different individuals, like birthday cards for cousins, for mothers, humorous cards...?"

"Yep, that's precisely what assortion means! It's the same as assortment but I like assortion better cause it's more intuitive, like collection from collect, assortion from assort right."

"Ah...whatever man."
Assortion by UrbanTown May 8, 2014

Assortion 

It’s what people say when they mean “Assortment” and they say “Assortion” instead.
“Kids in grade 3 have just a random assortion of colours in their pencil case.”
Assortion by László the Wordkeeper February 23, 2019
The ability to make ones prolapsed rectal passage have the in and out movement of an accordion!
Wow! Did you see that person's assordion? They could push it in and out like a party favor!😝
assordion by INCUBUSS February 17, 2021

Assortion 

Another word for “assortment”
“Wow, you have an assortion of towels.”
Assortion by Magn0l1@ October 30, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026
Load more