Asstorsion
Asstorsion by ب October 10, 2009
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Assbortion
When you have a large,hard peice of poop stuck in your butthole and you have to use a clothes hanger to pry it out. Common in people who hold in their shit for more than 15 days.
Dude I was sitting on the toilet for 3 hours last night trying to take a shit. Then I called my mom to come give me an assbortion.
Assbortion by Tyroneinyoass666 November 16, 2014
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assbortion
-from olde english arsebortion. 1. the act of taking a dump, so large that your ass feels that it has gone through an abortion.
assbortion by autoreverseaudio July 4, 2008
Assortion
Noun. A collection consisting of various kinds. An assorted list of something. Essentially, noun form of the adjective 'assorted'.
"The store down the street has a pretty good assortion of birthday cards."
"Do you mean like...it has like, cards for different individuals, like birthday cards for cousins, for mothers, humorous cards...?"
"Yep, that's precisely what assortion means! It's the same as assortment but I like assortion better cause it's more intuitive, like collection from collect, assortion from assort right."
"Ah...whatever man."
"Do you mean like...it has like, cards for different individuals, like birthday cards for cousins, for mothers, humorous cards...?"
"Yep, that's precisely what assortion means! It's the same as assortment but I like assortion better cause it's more intuitive, like collection from collect, assortion from assort right."
"Ah...whatever man."
Assortion
Assortion by László the Wordkeeper February 23, 2019