Asstorsion

when a guy gets totally confused, he feels asstorsion.

There is no expression for asstorsion you have to feel it yourself.

by ب October 10, 2009

Assbortion

When you have a large,hard peice of poop stuck in your butthole and you have to use a clothes hanger to pry it out. Common in people who hold in their shit for more than 15 days.

Dude I was sitting on the toilet for 3 hours last night trying to take a shit. Then I called my mom to come give me an assbortion.

by Tyroneinyoass666 November 16, 2014

assbortion

-from olde english arsebortion. 1. the act of taking a dump, so large that your ass feels that it has gone through an abortion.

I'm so pro-choice about my shits, i took a mean assbortion and aborted that brown fetus.

by autoreverseaudio July 4, 2008

Assortion

Noun. A collection consisting of various kinds. An assorted list of something. Essentially, noun form of the adjective 'assorted'.

"The store down the street has a pretty good assortion of birthday cards."

"Do you mean like...it has like, cards for different individuals, like birthday cards for cousins, for mothers, humorous cards...?"

"Yep, that's precisely what assortion means! It's the same as assortment but I like assortion better cause it's more intuitive, like collection from collect, assortion from assort right."

"Ah...whatever man."

by UrbanTown May 8, 2014

Assortion

It’s what people say when they mean “Assortment” and they say “Assortion” instead.

“Kids in grade 3 have just a random assortion of colours in their pencil case.”

by László the Wordkeeper February 23, 2019

assordion

The ability to make ones prolapsed rectal passage have the in and out movement of an accordion!

Wow! Did you see that person's assordion? They could push it in and out like a party favor!😝

by INCUBUSS February 17, 2021

Assortion

Another word for “assortment”

“Wow, you have an assortion of towels.”

by Magn0l1@ October 30, 2021