Accordion

A musical instrument which is played by expanding and compressing the bellows while pressing down buttons, keys, or a combination of both (depending on the kind of accordoin). The accordion has long received a bad repuation and been known as the worst instrument ever. However, the accordion isn't bad. It's just misunderstood.

Contrary to popular opinion, the accordion isn't only a crappy polka instrument. I can be sucessfully used in many style of music including: Cajun music, Zydeco, Tango, Irish music, and (surprise, surprise!) rock.

I saw an amazing accordion player today. He was really rockin'. But then someone came up and shot him in the head for playing the accordion.

by MazurkaMatt June 23, 2006

Accordion

A woman who is being penetrated from both ends who is nothing more than the middle passage for two dudes trying to touch dicks

Lisa doesn't know it yet, but she is going to be nothing but an accordion for Stephen and Robert tonight.

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016

Accordion

I guess only Mexicans know how to use an accordion to play bad ass music. It's ok Europeans didn't want It so we takin It from you. The accordion is not a bad instrument. Probably the key instrument for Banda Music It's the heart and soul in all Mexican Norteno Music. One good example are Los Tigres Del Norte

Listen to these songs with an accordion in it:
La Banda Del Carro Rojo
Contrabando y Traicion
La Camioneta Gris and may many more!

by PAISA PEDRO September 27, 2006

accordion

The accordion is a sexual act in which someone receiving oral sex pulls out the ears of the person giving them oral sex, then hits the giver in the side of the face with open-handed slaps. The hand motion is very similar to the one used to play the accordion.

I don't like all the vallenato music Sandra listens to, but I do like playing the accordion on her when she goes down on me.

by MikeM42 September 2, 2010

Accordion Fetish

The act of shoving your fist down someone's ass, and then taking your other fist shoving it down their throat. Then playing them like a fucking accordion.

You better watch out for Tyrone, he has an accordion fetish! He once played Joseph like a fucking Accordion!

by Lee Refugee October 18, 2019

Accordion hands

A type of hand gesture frequently used by trump in which he prepares to tell a lie by playing "air accordion", thus "accordion hands".

The faster trump's "accordion hands" move, the more preposterous the lie he's about to tell!

by lexydelic June 23, 2020

accordion blow job

A blow job in which the giver moves his/her mouth up and down the penis, as in a harmonica blow job, while simultaneously massaging and pulling enthusiastically at the balls with both hands.

It takes a lot of hand-eye-mouth coordination to perform a good accordion blow job.

by mad mission October 21, 2010