Asstinate 

Procrastinating on a booty call.

Susan called me am hour ago, but I'm finna asstinate this bitch.

Asstinate by sexuallybipolar August 31, 2018

Broke-asstinating 

When your ass is too broke to pay your bills, so you put it off until the next pay day.

Quit broke-asstinating and pay your gas bill before they shut it off.

Broke-asstinating by Gurlplease15 January 1, 2016

Austinite 

A person Who lives in the city of Austin, Texas and some of the close surrounding citys.

Austinite: Keep Austin weird!
guy: uh.. ok..

Austinite by Emerald October 23, 2005

asspirate

A man who likes to board another man's poopdeck with his plank.

yo ho, yo ho, asspirates are we, we fuck eachother up the ass with glee!

asspirate by Michael of SoCal February 27, 2007

abstination 

Abstination:
Not a real word in any language. A composite of Abstinence and the suffix -tion.
-tion is used to make a noun an action or process. It may also be used to mean result or consequence.
Abstain is to refrain from something by one's own choice
Abstinence is the act of... implying the practice of refraining from indulging or desire, action on the noun abstain.
This means that the -tion suffix has been miss-applied to a noun when there is a correct version of which is already a defined word.
First use was by the religious right in a Moral Majority news letter.
This would bring us to another word:
Ignorance: The lack of knowledge, information or education by choice; a state of ignorance.
Logical conclusion: The moral majority was created by god during the period of "Intelligent Design" and gave them the ability to choose ignorance.

Teach your kids abstination is good and sex is bad. spelling variation of another non word - abstanation

abstination by wchp July 28, 2016

assinator 

a play designed for street football games, in which a person on offense moons the defensive line so they would look away, then proceeds to get open while everyone else is blinded

on third down almasi used the assinator play and ended up getting decked

assinator by a.k.a. jay July 2, 2005

asspirate

Someone, almost always a male, who has a masterfull command of another individual's, also almost always a male, buttocks

Person 1:Man, Jerry is such an asspirate.
Person 2: Yeah, he really owns your ass

asspirate by Mr.Grammar May 24, 2003