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assexual 

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a man/woman that is sexualy attracted by fucking people up the ass

asses sexualy attracted by fuckin themselves!!!

lmao!!!
"i am assexual i like to fuck little kids up the ass expecially when they are sleeping"!!!!
assexual by mandi June 17, 2004

Assexual 

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When a guy(s) only like sticking their dick in the ass. no other hole
me: “i only like fucking her ass”
friend: “you must be assexual then”
Assexual by Taylawerrds October 26, 2019

Asexual 

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"baby you tryna let me hit it tonight~"

"Sure I'll hit you..with fucking baseball bat I'm asexual asshole you know that!"
Asexual by Babyboisimp69 May 26, 2021

Biromantic Asexual 

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A person who is romantically attracted to two genders , not necessarily male and female. A biromantic asexual is usually lacking interest in having sex, but may do it to please their partner.
Being asexual does not always mean you lack the interest of sex completely, in some cases it could just be certain aspects of it.
Me: My flag is so cool, it has a heart on it. (shows photo)

Friend: What does that flag mean?
Me: It means I'm biromantic asexual.
Friend: What does that mean?
Me: It'd be easier for you to look it up than for me to explain it to you because you will ask too many questions and will not understand it if I explain it.
(Both of us go our separate ways)
Me at home: Know what? I'm going to make an account on urban dictionary and write my own definition for it.

*True story*
Biromantic Asexual by zyxxo June 6, 2019

Asexual agenda

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Unlike the gay agenda the asexual agenda is composed of only snack time with a 15 minute pause for anarchy.
Lucas:have you been to asexual agenda?
Nicol:nope but I've heard that they have nice snacks
Asexual agenda by Sgabello October 11, 2021

asexuality 

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Asexuality is, in a broad sense, a lack of sexual attraction to either sex. Unlike abstinence, which is a choice to abstain from sexual activity, asexuality is a sexual orientation. Although asexuality is a lack of sexual attraction, it does not imply lack of a sex drive, or libido.

Asexuals may or may not experience romantic attraction and will often identify by one of the following romantic orientations:
1. aromantic - lack of romantic attraction to either sex
2. biromantic - romantic attraction to both sexes
3. heteroromantic - romantic attraction to the opposite sex
4. homoromantic - romantic attraction to the same sex

Asexuals may engage in sexual activity for one or more of the following reasons:
1. to satisfy one's own sex drive, or libido
2. to satisfy a non-asexual partner's sexual desires
3. to satisfy intellectual curiosity

Some asexuals experience sexual attraction to a very finite extent. Gray area asexuals will rarely experience sexual attraction while demisexuals will only experience sexual attraction within a well-established relationship.

The asexual pride flag is comprised of four horizontal bars. The colors of these bars, from top to bottom, are black, gray, white, and purple. The meanings of these colors are listed below.
black - asexuality
gray - gray area asexuality and demisexuality
white - sexuality (a nod to comrades of asexuals who are not themselves asexual)
purple - community
As an aromantic asexual, the aspect of asexuality that I consider to be most frustrating is its general low awareness.
asexuality by VenkmanMcFly August 26, 2013
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