Assper 

The term you use when you seen cute ass girls with ugly ass guys

Couple walk by, the girl is model material and the guy is a fry cook at McDonalds (he looks the part too)
"That couple is totally assper."

Assper by Rezayne November 9, 2011

DJ Assper

Known for playing the Crap Crap Slide, a song that gets people crapping and became a dance craze.

You: Did you dance to the Crap Crap Slide?
Me: I sure did, DJ Assper is fucking epic.

DJ Assper by gregben March 10, 2022

Disingenuous Assertions 

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions

Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011

Aspergatron 

A guy (but much less frequently, a girl) that has Asperger's Syndrome and has no clue as to how to be socially aware.

What's worse, an Aspergatron does NOT want to improve their social capabilities, simply thinking that it's somehow impossible to be both intelligent and social (false dichotomy, yay!).

Their aspergatronic circuitry doesn't seem to allow them the capacity to be a more well-rounded human being, and thus they get stuck in an infinite loop whereby they think that all that's required for success in life is raw intellect, thereby showing that they're not as intelligent as they thought they were and thus failing at life (and thus withdrawing further into obscure hobbies).

Linux Help Forum:

Regular IT guy: "Hey guys, would you happen to know how to do the following with the 'cut' command"?

Aspergatron: *said in aspergatronic robot voice* "CUT IS NOT EFFICIENT!"

Regular IT guy: "Oh wow, that's really not what I asked for..."

Aspergatron by LemurGuy January 14, 2013

Dumb Assery

The trappings, accoutrements, and doings of a dumb ass.

Come on guys, let's go home. This sort of dumb assery is going to get us all arrested. Bill, put down that hammer!

Dumb Assery by The Real Jack Jones September 28, 2007

Half-Assery 

The act of leaving tasks unfinished (Half-Assed)

There is a lot of half-assery going on around the job site.

Half-Assery by zombieone3 January 8, 2008

Dumb-Assery

The practice of acting foolish or saying something foolish when the circumstance calls for an intelligent response.

The dumb-assery of the press led to an immediate breakdown in communications, causing the riot to escalate into a battle between the police and the citizens.

Dumb-Assery by Grahame C. December 22, 2008