Definitions by nama_jeff

Bayernsliga 

The Mickey Mouse top flight football association of Germany. There is no competition because Bayern win the league every year. Every other club in the league serves as the academy for Bayern.

> “Are you watching the Bundesliga game later today?
> “No, Bayernsliga is a farmers league”

Bayernsliga by nama_jeff May 10, 2021

LeStats 

In reference to LeBron James and his aptitude for statpadding to make it seem like he gave a shit and boost his mickey mouse statistics.

LeStats usually disappears after getting enough points and assists to look good for Bronsexuals.

LeStats by nama_jeff May 4, 2021

Frank de Boer 

Ze worst manager in ze history of ze Premier League.

“I read some quote from ze worst manager in ze history of ze Premier League, Frank de Boer. 7 matches, 7 defeats, 0 goals. He said it’s not good for Marcus Rashford to have a coach like me because the most important thing for me is to win. If he was coached by Frank, he would learn how to lose, because he lost every game.” -Jose Mourinho

Frank de Boer by nama_jeff April 6, 2021

dusted club 

A football club that is past its best and should probably liquidate to save its own legacy.

Manchester United Football Club is the epitome of a dusted club, especially after Sir Alex Ferguson left.

dusted club by nama_jeff March 30, 2021

Assna 

Arsenal football club.

Assna are absolute shite.

Assna by nama_jeff March 24, 2021