Bayernsliga

The Mickey Mouse top flight football association of Germany. There is no competition because Bayern win the league every year. Every other club in the league serves as the academy for Bayern.

> “Are you watching the Bundesliga game later today?
> “No, Bayernsliga is a farmers league”

by nama_jeff May 11, 2021

dusted club

A football club that is past its best and should probably liquidate to save its own legacy.

Manchester United Football Club is the epitome of a dusted club, especially after Sir Alex Ferguson left.

by nama_jeff March 31, 2021

LeStats

In reference to LeBron James and his aptitude for statpadding to make it seem like he gave a shit and boost his mickey mouse statistics.

LeStats usually disappears after getting enough points and assists to look good for Bronsexuals.

by nama_jeff May 04, 2021

Frank de Boer

Ze worst manager in ze history of ze Premier League.

“I read some quote from ze worst manager in ze history of ze Premier League, Frank de Boer. 7 matches, 7 defeats, 0 goals. He said it’s not good for Marcus Rashford to have a coach like me because the most important thing for me is to win. If he was coached by Frank, he would learn how to lose, because he lost every game.” -Jose Mourinho

by nama_jeff April 06, 2021

Assna

Arsenal football club.

Assna are absolute shite.

by nama_jeff March 24, 2021