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Assumed Single 

After a long relationship and you get left on “read”; thus insinuating the relationship is over
Wow, Adam’s girl left him on read after a 2 year relationship. He’s assumed single now!

assumed cinematographic innocence 

The assumption made that if there is a camera person filming it, anything being done is completely innocent.
Guy 1 - Hey man, look over there! That guy is totally stabbing that person!
Guy 2 - Don't worry man. They have a camera and stuff. It is probably just for some show or movie.
Narrator - Here we see Guy 2 demonstrating assumed cinematographic innocence while a real murder is being filmed.
Shit you think and answer it but don't know the fucking answer
I assumed this fuck was really true
assumed by Stephinie December 6, 2017
Asumed means you think about something without knowing what the real answer is
I assumed we were having a test today
assumed by Stephinie December 6, 2017

Arsemud/assmud 

Nice old turd straight our your bumhole!
Your full of arsemud/assmud just going to let out sum ass mud on the throne!
Arsemud/assmud by R jordan June 18, 2018
A way to fill in a blank or empty space.
They assumed he didn't already know about it.

The guy/girl assumed the powerful role in the company when the other guy/girl was forced out and lost his/her home.
assumed by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021