Assmued

The feeling of attraction towards anything non-human, especially canines.

Sappho is assmued toward German Shepherds. Therefore she must burn at the stake.

by Esteban did your mom January 26, 2022

Assumed Single

After a long relationship and you get left on “read”; thus insinuating the relationship is over

Wow, Adam’s girl left him on read after a 2 year relationship. He’s assumed single now!

by Assumed Single Guy May 20, 2021

assumed cinematographic innocence

The assumption made that if there is a camera person filming it, anything being done is completely innocent.

Guy 1 - Hey man, look over there! That guy is totally stabbing that person!
Guy 2 - Don't worry man. They have a camera and stuff. It is probably just for some show or movie.
Narrator - Here we see Guy 2 demonstrating assumed cinematographic innocence while a real murder is being filmed.

by HK6 March 11, 2014

assumed

Shit you think and answer it but don't know the fucking answer

I assumed this fuck was really true

by Stephinie December 6, 2017

assumed

Asumed means you think about something without knowing what the real answer is

I assumed we were having a test today

by Stephinie December 6, 2017

Arsemud/assmud

Nice old turd straight our your bumhole!

Your full of arsemud/assmud just going to let out sum ass mud on the throne!

by R jordan June 18, 2018

assumed

A way to fill in a blank or empty space.

They assumed he didn't already know about it.

The guy/girl assumed the powerful role in the company when the other guy/girl was forced out and lost his/her home.

by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021