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Assmued

The feeling of attraction towards anything non-human, especially canines.
Sappho is assmued toward German Shepherds. Therefore she must burn at the stake.
by Esteban did your mom January 26, 2022
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Assumed Single

After a long relationship and you get left on “read”; thus insinuating the relationship is over
Wow, Adam’s girl left him on read after a 2 year relationship. He’s assumed single now!
by Assumed Single Guy May 20, 2021
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assumed cinematographic innocence

The assumption made that if there is a camera person filming it, anything being done is completely innocent.
Guy 1 - Hey man, look over there! That guy is totally stabbing that person!
Guy 2 - Don't worry man. They have a camera and stuff. It is probably just for some show or movie.
Narrator - Here we see Guy 2 demonstrating assumed cinematographic innocence while a real murder is being filmed.
by HK6 March 11, 2014
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assumed

Shit you think and answer it but don't know the fucking answer
I assumed this fuck was really true
by Stephinie December 6, 2017
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assumed

Asumed means you think about something without knowing what the real answer is
I assumed we were having a test today
by Stephinie December 6, 2017
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Arsemud/assmud

Nice old turd straight our your bumhole!
Your full of arsemud/assmud just going to let out sum ass mud on the throne!
by R jordan June 18, 2018
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assumed

A way to fill in a blank or empty space.
They assumed he didn't already know about it.

The guy/girl assumed the powerful role in the company when the other guy/girl was forced out and lost his/her home.
by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021
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