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(1) murder committed by a donkey.

(2) a murder committed by sitting on someone's face and farting. Ergo the phrase "silent but DEADLY."
(1) Did you hear about the donkey farmer who was ass murdered?

(2) Please, anything but an ass murder!
by iceisnice May 22, 2011
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