Asspanzer

1. Noun (olde English infused with Germanic overtones): One who thrusts the virtues of elegance through the figurative sphincter of an uncouth savage.

His tireless efforts to tame the savagery of Britain's underclass, commonly known as 'Chavs', have granted him status as the foremost asspanzer of our age.

by vvvggg August 30, 2005

asspanzer

A large, tank like ass, that seemingly leaks little chunks, kind of like flak.

Damn, look at that asspanzer she got goin on!

by LASER-TREATMENT February 7, 2004

Asspaper

a real idiot, also synonym for toilet paper

Come out to eat with us, stop being an asspaper, I was taking a shit and i noticed I ran out of asspaper to wipe my ass

by terry liaros August 6, 2008

apepanzer

a chimp thats in a panzer

holy shit an apepanzer on your right
alright got it

by joe dictionary January 21, 2022

asslantern

One who believes that the light of the world is in their ass.

DDR has gone to Casey's head. He's such an asslantern!

by Sephiroth April 9, 2003

Assmancer

Used to describe someone who is extremely good at Anal sex be it receiving or giving or both, sometimes better than oral sex or vaginal sex

girl 1 : "you were right he left my ass sore and my pussy sopping, never thought anal could feel that good"
girl 2 : "Told you he was a assmancer, whenever we do it he leaves me soaking the bed"

"dat was S-class ass, damn she a true assmancer, had me busting under minute"

by Omnimorph January 30, 2019

asspanel

Flat white spotty ass, flattened from prolonged exposure to hard wooden chair.

Ive been sitting so long that ive developed a bad case of asspanel.

by Netdevel January 21, 2005