Asslope

when your friend puts a plant in your hair that's what it smells like.

dam darnaya my hair smells like asslope

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Asspope

noun: a person who is considered to be the king of assholes

Jimmy maybe an asshole, but Tom is an asspope

Asspope by Mattricio January 1, 2003

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n: A variant of asshole. A person who exhibits asshole behavior often with intent to provoke reaction in others, then springing away.

Truant: Check it out, that guy just flipped-off that black Escalade with spinners.

Steve-o: Asselope.

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Someone who is 100% ASS and goes around "prancing" as such

That Jill is SUCH an ASSALOPE! Just look at her a prancing around!

assalope by Brad Albert November 5, 2005

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asslover27 loves ass, anyone can be asslover27.

hey is that asslover27?

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Asshope: A person who secretly wants anal, but is too shy to tell their partner, so they hope it slips in during intercourse.

"dude that girl I banged last night was such an asshope, next time I'm just gonna slip it in her ass, I bet she won't stop me."

Asshope by CleaverBeaver October 14, 2013

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Smelly little creatures that tend to live under your beds, mate during spring, travel in herds.

"A herd of assalopes stole my lighter!"

assalope by Ben Andetti January 11, 2008

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