Aslope 

When you're asleep and you have a Woke dream.

Jake - Dude, I never understood what was going on in the world until I had a really woke dream.
Jay - You were aslope

Aslope by Leafsblowgoats February 2, 2018

Aslope 

The opposite of Woke

Mate, you're so far from being woke, you're aslope.

Aslope by M.C.H.L September 30, 2020

Aslepe 

(As-leh-peh)verb. A different spelling of the word "asleep". Its a term used to let others know that they need to relax, take it easy, or simply forget about life-problems.

Stay aslepe; you need to aslepe

Aslepe by gottachilax October 7, 2016

alopecoid

Fox-Like creature.

note: Often causes dizzy spells and fainting when attempting to spell this word.

Stop the clock, that's alopecoid!

alopecoid by Chuck June 18, 2004

Alopecia

An auto immune disorder in which the white blood cells are mentally damaged and attack one's hair.

Treatments include injecting cortical steriods into one's head, putting said steriods on skin in the form of a cream, and cursing one's blood cells for being so stupid.

Doctor: You have alopecia
Patient: You idiots!

Alopecia by hi. Please dont kill me. December 4, 2012

alopecoid

Like a fox; Vulpine.

Alopecoid means like a fox; vulpine.

A-L-O... *faint*

*tons of gasping; clock stops with 13 seconds left*

*wake up*

P-E-C-O-I-D

CORRECT!

alopecoid by The Ravenclaw Seeker July 11, 2004

whore’ascope 

Whore’scope: a list of names of sexual partners that promiscuous people keep in a little black book, index card, rolodex or any other method of archiving information so to keep track, count or just for remembering sake of who they have had sexual relations with. Can be valuable information for potential spouses similar to how A Car-Fax report would be for people shopping for cars. Unfortunately a whore’ascope is not information shared openly. But one thing is more than likely to happen. You will get laid, sucked off, and if that person keeps a whore’ascope, you will be added to that list. Only real question left to ponder is was it worth it or will it have been worth it? Cause some whores are better than others and some are just a whoriffic mistake.

Submitted by LuvH8Luv

After stumbling upon Amber’s whore’ascope notebook. And realizing just how diverse and long the list was. It helps to explain just why she is the way she is and why she has so many toxic short lived relationships. The entire scope of her whore like ways would have helped me not get so emotionally attached to her. Lesson here is one must treat a whore like a whore. Otherwise you would be expecting too much from the damaged and wounded and emotional disappointment is all you are left with if not a STD along with it.

whore’ascope by LuvH8Luv November 17, 2022