assalope

Someone who is 100% ASS and goes around "prancing" as such

That Jill is SUCH an ASSALOPE! Just look at her a prancing around!

by Brad Albert November 5, 2005

assalope

Smelly little creatures that tend to live under your beds, mate during spring, travel in herds.

"A herd of assalopes stole my lighter!"

by Ben Andetti January 11, 2008

asselope

n: A variant of asshole. A person who exhibits asshole behavior often with intent to provoke reaction in others, then springing away.

Truant: Check it out, that guy just flipped-off that black Escalade with spinners.

Steve-o: Asselope.

by da truant July 4, 2006

Asslope

when your friend puts a plant in your hair that's what it smells like.

dam darnaya my hair smells like asslope

by phlatty patty June 2, 2019