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A horrible typing Mistake that Ty made, because he's a moron. Tristan Fucks Goats. Zack...He's a gay. Jeff...Is there. Alex...Yeah.
Lick my Assjope. Please. NOW.

Ty: I'm goin' Huntin' for some Assjopes.
Tristan: Don't you mean Antelopes?
Ty: I hope so.

Zack: I lick Assjopes.
Ty: Don't you mean assholes?
Zack: Sometimes.
Assjope by McGee-Unit April 6, 2004
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noun: a person who is considered to be the king of assholes
Jimmy maybe an asshole, but Tom is an asspope
Asspope by Mattricio January 1, 2003
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Assjoke’s are arrogant, completely useless, stupid, heartless, cruel and obnoxious. A waste of your time and energy.
Don’t bother getting to know Karen. She’s such an assjoke.
Assjoke by Assjoke April 25, 2021
Danny who works at Jiffy Lube, is a stalking assjole boyfriend.
Assjole by Sflwr09 January 5, 2015
Asshope: A person who secretly wants anal, but is too shy to tell their partner, so they hope it slips in during intercourse.
"dude that girl I banged last night was such an asshope, next time I'm just gonna slip it in her ass, I bet she won't stop me."
Asshope by CleaverBeaver October 14, 2013
when your friend puts a plant in your hair that's what it smells like.
dam darnaya my hair smells like asslope
Asslope by phlatty patty June 2, 2019

asstoper 

An asstoper is the action of having a buttplug for weeks and take it of in your partners face
My wife had to take 3 showers because of the asstoper I gave her
asstoper by childpornlover October 28, 2020
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
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