Asslag
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ASSFAGGOTS
An abbreviated name for an online game genre. Stands for "Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides". Sometimes shortened to MOBA (Mobile Online Battle Arena). Examples include the popular games DOTA 2 and League of Legends.
John: Hey Bill, do you want to play ASSFAGGOTS later?
Bill: Sorry man. I don't really like those games.
Bill: Sorry man. I don't really like those games.
ASSFAGGOTS by Without Me September 23, 2020
Assagore
Assagore is one of Joekamel's most feared adversary. He attacks by blowing a shockwave of stink at his opponents. There is also a children's Assagore hippity hop with hidden candy storage container in Assagore's main battle orfice.
Assagore by Brian Carter November 18, 2007
Ass lag
A situation where your sleep patterns have adjusted to a new time zone, but your bowel movements are still in the previous Timezone. This can be problematic for people who prefer to have natures calling before their morning shower.
Asslighting
Jake ripped ass last night mid sentence and just carried on talking as if nothing happened. It left me doubting everything. I’m sick of guys asslighting me!
Asslighting by ooc is serious business August 22, 2018
assbaggery
That Toad guy used to be up to douche nozzlery, but lately he's upgraded to some first class assbaggery
assbaggery by ferlishious December 3, 2007
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