Asslag

The greatest weapon used by Optimus Prime, the destroyer of internet connection.

Sorry man I couldn't clutch, it was the Asslag I swear!

by ClonkerDonker9000 March 23, 2023

ASSFAGGOTS

An abbreviated name for an online game genre. Stands for "Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides". Sometimes shortened to MOBA (Mobile Online Battle Arena). Examples include the popular games DOTA 2 and League of Legends.

John: Hey Bill, do you want to play ASSFAGGOTS later?
Bill: Sorry man. I don't really like those games.

by Without Me September 23, 2020

Assage Passage

Poop.

I just had an awesome assage passage!

by LizzelFaShizzel August 5, 2009

Assagore

Assagore is one of Joekamel's most feared adversary. He attacks by blowing a shockwave of stink at his opponents. There is also a children's Assagore hippity hop with hidden candy storage container in Assagore's main battle orfice.

Oh no here comes Assagore with his blow attack.

by Brian Carter November 18, 2007

Ass lag

A situation where your sleep patterns have adjusted to a new time zone, but your bowel movements are still in the previous Timezone. This can be problematic for people who prefer to have natures calling before their morning shower.

My jet lag is gone, but I still have ass lag.

by Jayspray June 5, 2018

Asslighting

When someone farts and tries to convince you it didn’t happen.

Jake ripped ass last night mid sentence and just carried on talking as if nothing happened. It left me doubting everything. I’m sick of guys asslighting me!

by ooc is serious business August 22, 2018

assbaggery

the act of being an assbag, being full of shit

That Toad guy used to be up to douche nozzlery, but lately he's upgraded to some first class assbaggery

by ferlishious December 3, 2007