Definitions by Jayspray

‘Croning 

Someone who is infected with the Covid-19 Omicron variant.

I wonder how many of my friends in Norway are ‘croning at present?

‘Croning by Jayspray December 2, 2021

Househole 

A person who’s just bought their 1st property and brags about it continuously.

Sufferers also generally struggle to have thoughts or conversations that don’t involve the recently acquired real estate.

OMG, Marije won’t shut up about her new apartment in Manly. Now that bitch wants me to go to ikea this weekend too, what a Househole!!!!

Househole by Jayspray March 18, 2021

Dribble pill

A really good sleeping pill.

Had a dribble pill with a bottle of red on my flight to London. Slept the whole time.

Dribble pill by Jayspray March 10, 2020

dad plat 

The act of a father doing a plat/plats for their daughter, having little to no experience in the practice. Similar to a dad joke, they are often of low quality, but cute nonetheless.

Wow, look at that dad plat. The separation must be recent.

dad plat by Jayspray October 8, 2019

Clonedashian 

A person who takes inspiration from Kim kardashian, and attempts to replicate her appearance (usually badly).

General features include some or all the following.....black hair, excessive Botox/make up/plastic surgery, fake lips, fake tits, big arse(fake or natural) black leggings, high heels, no personality.

Holy shit, I saw 5 Clonedashians at Westfield today, they’re multiplying.

Clonedashian by Jayspray May 3, 2019

Ass lag 

A situation where your sleep patterns have adjusted to a new time zone, but your bowel movements are still in the previous Timezone. This can be problematic for people who prefer to have natures calling before their morning shower.

My jet lag is gone, but I still have ass lag.

Ass lag by Jayspray June 5, 2018