Top definition
A situation where your sleep patterns have adjusted to a new time zone, but your bowel movements are still in the previous Timezone. This can be problematic for people who prefer to have natures calling before their morning shower.
My jet lag is gone, but I still have ass lag.
by Jayspray May 13, 2018
Get the mug
Get a Ass lag mug for your fish Georges.
Oct 3 Word of the Day
I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
by November 05, 2018
Get the merch
Get the Thoughts and prayers neck gaiter and mug.
when your fucking a girl in the ass and the lube starts to wear off
i was about to orgasm but then the ass lag started
by Asshead May 17, 2003
Get the merch
Get the ass lag neck gaiter and mug.
When you move penis in and out inside ass and the ass doesn't move in the same rhythm, it's called ass lag.
Omg, are you so dumb that you would fuck an ass lagger!?
by OKrobloxian June 02, 2020
Get the mug
Get a Ass lag mug for your cat Paul.