Assfag
one of the shittiest insults ever made literally an asshole and a faggot both at the same time what else can i say and this word sounds so bad i used to say that back in 2015 i was like 0.1 years old like wtf ok
some kids will probably say it well in fact you probably heard of it because of someone you totally hate or someshit
some kids will probably say it well in fact you probably heard of it because of someone you totally hate or someshit
assfag
Assfag by okthankslol August 5, 2016
Related Words
Assfaggot • assfag • assfagmorgasm • Cocksexual Assfaggot • ass fagit • ass fagitas • assface • assbag • assfart • asswagon
ASSFAGGOTS
An abbreviated name for an online game genre. Stands for "Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides". Sometimes shortened to MOBA (Mobile Online Battle Arena). Examples include the popular games DOTA 2 and League of Legends.
John: Hey Bill, do you want to play ASSFAGGOTS later?
Bill: Sorry man. I don't really like those games.
Bill: Sorry man. I don't really like those games.
ASSFAGGOTS by Without Me September 23, 2020
Assface Syndrome
(Noun): An Irreversible affliction in which the person(s) constantly pretend to be completely fine with a person/situation, but are going through the motions while being an extreme hater without revealing it. See: Bun boy and Coward.
Caligulis Abnormis: Where hast my ceremonial Butt plug gotten to, Tristan?
Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave.
Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead.
Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.
Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave.
Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead.
Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.
Assface Syndrome by High Hiter October 6, 2018
assface magee
Assface magee is the plan Z of your comebacks after you used every word in the dictionary to insult someone.
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President Assface
It’s becoming more and more difficult to listen to the stream of rank flatulence emerging from President Assface.
President Assface by Dr Bunnygirl February 17, 2019
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