Assket
Man, Jorge came over the other day and dropped a huge load. I'm sure he's gonna need a new assket after that one.
Assket by Craig Swoboda June 11, 2006
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Blow an assket
i got mad when the brewers lost the game, that i accidently had blow an assket, now i have to buy a new pair of pants.
Blow an assket by Funnyguy13 July 31, 2010
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assketball • Assket • Asskettle • Blow an assket • Ass Ketchup • assets • Asslete • assjet • asskite • ASSKITTY
ASSKITTY
Beth: Alright, I have to get back to my lawyerly duties.
Matt: ASSKITTY
Beth: Thanks, Matt...ASSKITTY!
Matt: ASSKITTY
Beth: Thanks, Matt...ASSKITTY!
ASSKITTY by BushwickBKM November 12, 2009
asslete's foot
asslete's foot by Hugh_Jastle December 6, 2015
liquidate the assets
When you've been backed up for several days and you have to resort to some sort of magnesium or saline laxative, or enema, to take care of business.
liquidate the assets by Mr. Quackens February 26, 2017
asskite
Toilet paper that accidentally sticks to someone’s butt instead of flushing down the toilet. It hangs out of the back of an unknowing person’s pants, leaving a brown tattered kite blowing in the wind.
asskite by wicked clown March 18, 2004
Assetry
I slipped on my dog's mess he made on the floor, fell and split my head open on the counter. I've never experienced such assetry in my life.
Assetry by noahandmeagan March 28, 2015
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