Assket

The muscles that surround the butt hole sealing it closed.

Man, Jorge came over the other day and dropped a huge load. I'm sure he's gonna need a new assket after that one.

by Craig Swoboda June 11, 2006

Blow an assket

Blowing an assket refers to the action of shiting yourself when you are enraged

i got mad when the brewers lost the game, that i accidently had blow an assket, now i have to buy a new pair of pants.

by Funnyguy13 July 31, 2010

ASSKITTY

ASSKITTY is an internet acronym for (A)lways (S)tay (S)weet, (K)eep (I)n (T)ouch, (T)alk to (Y)ou.

Beth: Alright, I have to get back to my lawyerly duties.
Matt: ASSKITTY
Beth: Thanks, Matt...ASSKITTY!

by BushwickBKM November 12, 2009

asslete's foot

When your feet have the same odor as ass

Damn Matt. Your feet smell so bad. You should go to the doctor. You might have asslete's foot.

by Hugh_Jastle December 6, 2015

liquidate the assets

When you've been backed up for several days and you have to resort to some sort of magnesium or saline laxative, or enema, to take care of business.

Oh man, I've been backed up for several days now, I think it's time to liquidate the assets!

by Mr. Quackens February 26, 2017

asskite

Toilet paper that accidentally sticks to someone’s butt instead of flushing down the toilet. It hangs out of the back of an unknowing person’s pants, leaving a brown tattered kite blowing in the wind.

Look at that assclown flying a 6 foot long asskite

by wicked clown March 18, 2004

Assetry

A nonsensical, exaggerated situation, a rediculous series of events not unfolding in one's favor.

I slipped on my dog's mess he made on the floor, fell and split my head open on the counter. I've never experienced such assetry in my life.

by noahandmeagan March 28, 2015