Assjabber
Assjabber by SomeWeirdWhiteGirl August 14, 2017
asshaberdasher
{At a large house party}
Mike: See that asshaberdasher over there?
Linda: Yeah, he's goading the crowd into total and complete asshattery! What a fucking buttsnoipe!!!
Mike: See that asshaberdasher over there?
Linda: Yeah, he's goading the crowd into total and complete asshattery! What a fucking buttsnoipe!!!
asshaberdasher by Telephony November 27, 2011
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