Assjabber 

It's another derogatory term for a gay man

Some Dickwad: Hey! Since when do assjabbers like you come into bars

Assjabber by SomeWeirdWhiteGirl August 14, 2017

asshaberdasher 

A true buttsnoipe who leads a number of surrounding individuals into total asshaberdashery.

{At a large house party}

Mike: See that asshaberdasher over there?
Linda: Yeah, he's goading the crowd into total and complete asshattery! What a fucking buttsnoipe!!!

asshaberdasher by Telephony November 27, 2011

assgrabber machine 

The phenomenon of how shorts or pants can seemingly be consumed by a rotund person’s ass while they walk.

Dam, Stacey’s shorts look to be disappearing by the assgrabber machine!

assgrabber machine by Mr. Doobie October 10, 2008

Assjammer 

An Assjammer is a person who loves jammin that thing up those honeybuns a little too much. People will mostly associate assjammers with gay people or pedophiles.

"I wouldn't trust that guy over there, he's an assjammer!" said the bartender.

Assjammer by Rod_Jewls_and_Car July 1, 2009

asshaberdashery 

being an asshat; asshattery

Thanks to my roommate's asshaberdashery I had to pay the whole rent by myself.

asshaberdashery by ntext.net August 23, 2006

assjacker(s) 

High heeled shoes
southern slang for articles of clothing

bruh man look at that bitch in the assjackers, I gotta hit that!!!

assjacker(s) by booty bandit May 28, 2004

Assgabbler 

An "assgabbler" is a person who continually gets pushed around by his bandmates, gets used and abused, lets others take credit for his songwriting, gets teased in front of hotties, and continues to take it because "everyone else in town only likes techno."

Shortweirdguy is a complete assgabbler.

Assgabbler by Thrustor Harvesterof Innocence September 2, 2011