Assitus 

a disease that causes the sufferer to shake their ass frequently at random times.

Tina: "What's wrong with her? Why does she keep dancing?"

E: "She suffers from Assitus so she can't help it."

Assitus by Auni March 26, 2009

hungrius assius 

1. When a person's outerwear is wedged between the buttocks giving the impression that the buttocks themselves are attempting to eat the garment.

2. Extreme version of a wedgie.

3. Often the result of wearing ill fitting undergarments, a thong or going commando.

When I wore a thong, my shorts kept trying to crawl into my butt crack too. It looked like I had a severe case of hungrius assius.

hungrius assius by soo-zee August 2, 2011

assitude 

the way or style in which someone walks with his or her buttocks when viewing them from behind.

feeling really groovy in her new jeans, veronica really turned heads with her assitude.

assitude by von wenkel March 11, 2004

assius fallius

A rare condition in which an individual's butt falls off randomly. Insanely rare. Very painful.

Fob, my friend has assius fallius, his butt falls off randomly all the time.

assius fallius by Fobm4ster May 3, 2021

assitosis 

An offensive form of flatulence that can't be explained by the mere passing of hot air around turds; typically silent and not necessarily limited to rotten egg stench.

Pat Wonderful treated the entire car to his assitosis on the long road trip to Cincinatti.

assitosis by Doctor Salami July 7, 2005

pain-in-the-assitude 

Typically an attitude or demeanor associated with those who need more attention than normal people.

Dear lawdies, that girl has a major case of pain-in-the-assitude!

Little Johnny came to school to today spreading his pain-in-the assitude all over the playground.

pain-in-the-assitude by Betty Bettyo November 10, 2009

assitude 

when ur attitude is that of an ass

Bitch got sum assitude
Word she's acting like n ass

assitude by Jer Boi January 20, 2007