assetious 

adj. - having the characteristics of an asset; to be of some value.

Though Tommy was annoying, he had certain connections, making him an assetious member of the group.

assetious by dreamerdiver January 14, 2015

Disingenuous Assertions 

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions

Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011

assacious 

the form of being an ass
the form of being a jerk
the form of beingannoying

why must u be so assacious?

assacious by alexis cp September 5, 2008

asshatious 

An act which typifies the behaviour of an asshat.

"What an asshat! Did you see the asshatious way he just dismissed what she said?"

asshatious by King Byron August 22, 2008

Asseous 

Adj. Of or relating to wounds about the rump made by a fiery object or probe.

In order to soothe society's asseous wounds, man offered his burnt posterior to the wind.

Asseous by Ikelton and co. March 26, 2010

Astitious

The opposite of superstitious, being not at all stitious in any way or form.

Jill wasn't superstitious, in fact she wasn't even slightlystitious. Jill was astitious.

Astitious by Anonymous June 19, 2003

gaseous asseous 

a boiling sensation or urge in the stomach caused by eating {constipation} driven foods such as beans or cheesy dishes which fills the stomach up with gas/pressure causing small {explotions} through the anus.

Timmy always has a gaseous asseous after eating Ihop

gaseous asseous by Jr142011 October 20, 2008