Assissist

Someone who is extremely obsessed with ones own bootycheeks

John: Are you checking yourself out?

Stacy: No I'm checking my ass out

John: Wow you're a narcissist

Stacy: No I'm an assissist

by pussi hunt3r May 13, 2022

Asskissitis

Contagious disease that is caused by employees seeing others getting promoted by kissing the bosses ass and they follow suit. Symptoms include brown nose and lips with blindness to the bosses ineptitude.

Have you seen how brown Sheila's lips are lately, looks like she has a bad case of asskissitis.

by keifermail June 29, 2009

assissippi

(noun)A form of swamp ass when back sweat is visibly soaking ones shirt and can be seen running down ones back and into the ass crack. Resembling the Mississippi River delta basin after a strong rain storm.

Damn it's hot out here, the tide must be rising or I have some serious assissippi going on here.

by horses May 8, 2006

arsissism

excessive love or admiration of one’s own buttocks \ arsissist: one who engages in arsissism

Whether it was a touch of OCD or full on arsissism I couldn’t say -- but in every car and shop window we passed, she would gaze at the reflection of her dazzling derrière.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 7, 2011

Assissitty

The Act of a Gorilla shoving his thumb up a human ass.

I am very sore from the Assissitty i got at the zoo.

by Oagoz July 4, 2012

Assissin

A small, dwarf like creature that lives either under your bed, in your closet, or possibly both. BE WARNED: These creatures are insanely strong and witty. If you ever have the displeasure of meeting one, simply run away as fast as you can, or if you're in your bed, hide under the covers until the screaming stops.

Dude, did you see that Assissin in your sisters room?

No. What were you doing in my sisters room?

by Clock Work December 30, 2012

Assivist

The complete opposite of a passivist. Not only does an assivist believe in confrontation, but see it as a way of life. Often, assivists employ cruel sarcasm as a means to belittle and exploit an opposing party. In many instances this is for the sole purpose of gaining recognition and the need to inforce opinions onto others.

Jared wouldn't stop making fun of me for the way I eat my food. He's such an assivist.

by Hardbacker69 April 9, 2006