Assissist

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Someone who is extremely obsessed with ones own bootycheeks

John: Are you checking yourself out?

Stacy: No I'm checking my ass out

John: Wow you're a narcissist

Stacy: No I'm an assissist

Assissist by pussi hunt3r May 13, 2022

Words you can keep

Asskissitis

Contagious disease that is caused by employees seeing others getting promoted by kissing the bosses ass and they follow suit. Symptoms include brown nose and lips with blindness to the bosses ineptitude.

Have you seen how brown Sheila's lips are lately, looks like she has a bad case of asskissitis.

Asskissitis by keifermail June 29, 2009

Related Words

Assissist • Arsissist • assisistic • Assissitty • arseissist • Arcissist • AIssist • Arissist • arsissism • Askististics

assissippi

(noun)A form of swamp ass when back sweat is visibly soaking ones shirt and can be seen running down ones back and into the ass crack. Resembling the Mississippi River delta basin after a strong rain storm.

Damn it's hot out here, the tide must be rising or I have some serious assissippi going on here.

assissippi by horses May 8, 2006

arsissism

excessive love or admiration of one’s own buttocks \ arsissist: one who engages in arsissism

Whether it was a touch of OCD or full on arsissism I couldn’t say -- but in every car and shop window we passed, she would gaze at the reflection of her dazzling derrière.

arsissism by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ß€₡ʞ August 7, 2011

Assissitty

The Act of a Gorilla shoving his thumb up a human ass.

I am very sore from the Assissitty i got at the zoo.

Assissitty by Oagoz July 4, 2012

Assissin

A small, dwarf like creature that lives either under your bed, in your closet, or possibly both. BE WARNED: These creatures are insanely strong and witty. If you ever have the displeasure of meeting one, simply run away as fast as you can, or if you're in your bed, hide under the covers until the screaming stops.

Dude, did you see that Assissin in your sisters room?

No. What were you doing in my sisters room?

Assissin by Clock Work December 30, 2012

Assivist

The complete opposite of a passivist. Not only does an assivist believe in confrontation, but see it as a way of life. Often, assivists employ cruel sarcasm as a means to belittle and exploit an opposing party. In many instances this is for the sole purpose of gaining recognition and the need to inforce opinions onto others.

Jared wouldn't stop making fun of me for the way I eat my food. He's such an assivist.

Assivist by Hardbacker69 April 9, 2006

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026