Assivist

The complete opposite of a passivist. Not only does an assivist believe in confrontation, but see it as a way of life. Often, assivists employ cruel sarcasm as a means to belittle and exploit an opposing party. In many instances this is for the sole purpose of gaining recognition and the need to inforce opinions onto others.

Jared wouldn't stop making fun of me for the way I eat my food. He's such an assivist.

Assivist by Hardbacker69 April 9, 2006

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Assivitis

Disease that causes inflammation of the ass.

Don’t go bare ass in a hot tub. Might get the Assivitis.

Assivitis by Normal norm January 19, 2022

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Assivist • Assimist • assisistic • Assivitis • Asstivist

Asstivist

A jackass posing as an activist; an activist who supports idiotic causes.

Paul: Has Tim tried to get you to sponsor his "Improve Worker Conditions in China 5k Run" yet?
Rick: Yeah, but I don't support that asstivist shit.

Asstivist by Karaoke Joe April 11, 2012

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Assimist

The sum of an Athiest and a Pessimist.

"You don't believe in god and your negative?
You've gotta be assimistic, man."

"Hey dude, look at that assimist over there protesting divine right!"

Assimist by S. Jobs December 13, 2012

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assisistic

pertaining to and or being an ass

I was acting very assisistic

assisistic by valenzuela simmons September 23, 2008

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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