assumist 

assumist: someone who is continually making assumptions and doesn't know the full facts.

Person A: I was standing next to a chinese lady in the queue.
Person B: Oh you were eating chinese takeaway for lunch were you?
Person A: No, I was having a chicken wrap. Your such an assumist, chinese people don't always eat chinese food!

assumist by YoudLoveToKnow September 24, 2018

Assumist 

Its a person who always assumes somethimg and everything.

"Rachel is such an Assumist. "
"I swear she is always assuming things. She is such an Assumist."

Assumist by A.r.r.e.i.s January 10, 2019

Assumist 

Its a person who always assumes somethimg and everything.

Rachel is such an Assumist.

I swear she is always assuming things. Sje is auch an Assumist.

Assumist by A.r.r.e.i.s January 10, 2019

assmist 

When you stay out way to late on a weeknight drinking tequila and you have the shits the next day at work. Usually a loud gassy shit that has your co-workers running like hell out of the bathroom...often has a stringy, mucous appearance while floating in the water...(similar to snot)

Damn! That Tarantula gave me some serious assmist!

assmist by DJF June 24, 2004

Assimist 

The sum of an Athiest and a Pessimist.

"You don't believe in god and your negative?
You've gotta be assimistic, man."

"Hey dude, look at that assimist over there protesting divine right!"

Assimist by S. Jobs December 13, 2012

assumpstitorius 

to make assumptions without knowing the entire story.

person #1: and so we went out and then..
person #2: you guys so had sex
person #1: eww, NO! you are so assumpstitorius, jeez.

assumpstitorius by sierraxcatherine August 16, 2008