assumist

assumist: someone who is continually making assumptions and doesn't know the full facts.

Person A: I was standing next to a chinese lady in the queue.
Person B: Oh you were eating chinese takeaway for lunch were you?
Person A: No, I was having a chicken wrap. Your such an assumist, chinese people don't always eat chinese food!

by YoudLoveToKnow September 24, 2018

Assumist

Its a person who always assumes somethimg and everything.

"Rachel is such an Assumist. "
"I swear she is always assuming things. She is such an Assumist."

by A.r.r.e.i.s January 10, 2019

Assumist

Its a person who always assumes somethimg and everything.

Rachel is such an Assumist.

I swear she is always assuming things. Sje is auch an Assumist.

by A.r.r.e.i.s January 10, 2019

assmist

When you stay out way to late on a weeknight drinking tequila and you have the shits the next day at work. Usually a loud gassy shit that has your co-workers running like hell out of the bathroom...often has a stringy, mucous appearance while floating in the water...(similar to snot)

Damn! That Tarantula gave me some serious assmist!

by DJF June 24, 2004

Assimist

The sum of an Athiest and a Pessimist.

"You don't believe in god and your negative?
You've gotta be assimistic, man."

"Hey dude, look at that assimist over there protesting divine right!"

by S. Jobs December 13, 2012

assumpstitorius

to make assumptions without knowing the entire story.

person #1: and so we went out and then..
person #2: you guys so had sex
person #1: eww, NO! you are so assumpstitorius, jeez.

by sierraxcatherine August 16, 2008