asshood 

The utmost degree of potential assholery.

Cuddy: (after House declared over the hospital balcony that they slept together) THIS IS BEYOND ASSHOOD!

asshood by Steve McQueen's ghost May 21, 2009

asshood 

The period in one's life in which one developes into a full blown asshole.

I can tell you had a really shitty asshood, asshole.

asshood by 3mane September 30, 2017

Asshooligan 

1. The state of being a hooligan and an ass or retard at the same time.

Sean is one big fuckin' asshooligan.

Asshooligan by Ken B. January 15, 2006

asspoodle

When someone takes the hair on their ass and perm it out like a poodle.

Dude, you can see that guy's asspoodle through his pants.

asspoodle by Justin Mann November 9, 2006

Asshoop 

The act of playing basketball while butt naked.

Also referred to as Sphincter Scrimmage in Central Europe and Nude Narkies in Southwest Asia and Australia

Hey Josh, wanna go to the park to asshoop later?

"Dude, that was such a crazy game of asshoop Yesterday"
"Yeah, we should do that again sometime"

Asshoop by Assketballislyf August 21, 2015

asshoogle 

(v) to spit a loogey into someone's asshole to lube it up

Guy: Can I put it in your ass?
Girl: Only if you asshoogle. Otherwise I won't be able to walk in the morning.

asshoogle by jula88 October 13, 2011

asshold 

(v) the act of your girlfriend withholding anal from you

"Oh yeah we're supposed to try anal tomorrow but she has me on asshold"

asshold by SlowBlows September 5, 2013