Assholiday

An unending, daily celebration of the glory that is being an asshole.

Are you drinking at 8 AM, what is this some kind of assholiday?

by The Vanillist October 4, 2022

Assholian

used to describe a person who is known to be the common asshole. 2. a person from the land of asses.

you are such an assholian!

by J.Wood January 3, 2008

Assholity

The quality or condition of assholish behavior; the state of being an asshole

"The assholity of Glenn Beck boggles the mind."

by ETYLF August 4, 2009

Fuktarded Assholian

A fucking retarded assholian

"Gavin! you're such a fuktarded assholian."

by Your Mom August 5, 2003

assholian

Of an asshole nature.

It was total assholian of him to pull that shit on me.

by Anonymous April 5, 2003

assholianarianism

the combined act and state of being a total asshole

I wish i could be an asshole to all the people who deserve my assholianarianism.

by winkingjesii June 30, 2009

assholian

When a person says or does something in a manner reminiscent of a total fucking jerk because, they innately believe or have been told it is how they should act in order to score with someone of the opposite sex and they are just to stupid to realize that the behavior is not cool and that they are just being a complete asshole.

You have to understand that as women age they are looking for different types of men and that childish, over confident assholian behavior might work with even the under 35 set but, believe me it won't work with most women over 40.

by houstoncougar September 30, 2009