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Assholetage 

Assholetage: when you tell someone only part of a story on purpose so they can jump to conclusions and criticize someone. Then complete the story after their fuct up remarks, thus, making them out to be an utterly and complete asshole.
Friend: Did you hear about that girl, she got COVID vaccine claiming she’s her daughters teacher.

Me: What a bitch! She just cut in front of everyone with some bullshit. She should wait like everyone else.

Friend: But she really is a teacher though. She teaches for an elementary on zoom.

Me: You fucker! You assholetaged me.
Assholetage by Mauricio Beto March 2, 2021
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assholette 

Geez, that women is an assholette.
assholette by Word-a-minute December 25, 2008

Assholegenic 

1. An environment full of assholes.

2. An environment so stressful that people tend to become assholes.

3. Laws, regulations, policies that treat a person or group as second class trash.
Jane found she was gaining weight in her new job since it was so assholegenic.
Assholegenic by nursewhoknows December 30, 2012

assholete 

an athlete that's an asshole
Nick Young cheated on his fiancee and now he's going to have to deal with the consequences. D'Angelo Russell is just an idiot and now he's going to have to deal with the consequences. Really they are all just a bunch of assholetes
assholete by kustnodi June 30, 2016

Assholeage 

Being a complete asshole to everyone and everything for no apparent reason
Imma punt u jus fer continued assholeage!!!!
Assholeage by 69 Rocket GC March 14, 2006

assholetarianism

Assholetarianism is a somewhat, half-assed way to let someone know they are being an asshole/suffering from above, stated complication.
That person is suffering from a degree of assholetarianism that I cannot quite comprehend!

Assholewave 

Intermittent behavior that is intentionally indecent, cruel, & heartless originating from someone seemingly decent.
John's usually a nice guy... but this week, he's on his assholewave !
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Throat Sweats 

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Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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