Assholetage

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Assholetage: when you tell someone only part of a story on purpose so they can jump to conclusions and criticize someone. Then complete the story after their fuct up remarks, thus, making them out to be an utterly and complete asshole.

Friend: Did you hear about that girl, she got COVID vaccine claiming she’s her daughters teacher.

Me: What a bitch! She just cut in front of everyone with some bullshit. She should wait like everyone else.

Friend: But she really is a teacher though. She teaches for an elementary on zoom.

Me: You fucker! You assholetaged me.

Assholetage by Mauricio Beto March 2, 2021

Words you can keep

assholette

The female version of an asshole.

Geez, that women is an assholette.

assholette by Word-a-minute December 25, 2008

Assholegenic

1. An environment full of assholes.

2. An environment so stressful that people tend to become assholes.

3. Laws, regulations, policies that treat a person or group as second class trash.

Jane found she was gaining weight in her new job since it was so assholegenic.

Assholegenic by nursewhoknows December 30, 2012

assholete

an athlete that's an asshole

Nick Young cheated on his fiancee and now he's going to have to deal with the consequences. D'Angelo Russell is just an idiot and now he's going to have to deal with the consequences. Really they are all just a bunch of assholetes

assholete by kustnodi June 30, 2016

Assholeage

Being a complete asshole to everyone and everything for no apparent reason

Imma punt u jus fer continued assholeage!!!!

Assholeage by 69 Rocket GC March 14, 2006

assholetarianism

Assholetarianism is a somewhat, half-assed way to let someone know they are being an asshole/suffering from above, stated complication.

That person is suffering from a degree of assholetarianism that I cannot quite comprehend!

assholetarianism by Keronica Kadwell May 23, 2018

Assholewave

Intermittent behavior that is intentionally indecent, cruel, & heartless originating from someone seemingly decent.

John's usually a nice guy... but this week, he's on his assholewave !

Assholewave by undercoverrbrother April 22, 2021

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026