Assholetage

Assholetage: when you tell someone only part of a story on purpose so they can jump to conclusions and criticize someone. Then complete the story after their fuct up remarks, thus, making them out to be an utterly and complete asshole.

Friend: Did you hear about that girl, she got COVID vaccine claiming she’s her daughters teacher.

Me: What a bitch! She just cut in front of everyone with some bullshit. She should wait like everyone else.

Friend: But she really is a teacher though. She teaches for an elementary on zoom.

Me: You fucker! You assholetaged me.

Assholetage by Mauricio Beto March 2, 2021

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assholette

The female version of an asshole.

Geez, that women is an assholette.

assholette by Word-a-minute December 25, 2008

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Assholegenic

1. An environment full of assholes.

2. An environment so stressful that people tend to become assholes.

3. Laws, regulations, policies that treat a person or group as second class trash.

Jane found she was gaining weight in her new job since it was so assholegenic.

Assholegenic by nursewhoknows December 30, 2012

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assholete

an athlete that's an asshole

Nick Young cheated on his fiancee and now he's going to have to deal with the consequences. D'Angelo Russell is just an idiot and now he's going to have to deal with the consequences. Really they are all just a bunch of assholetes

assholete by kustnodi June 30, 2016