A disease in which a teenager regresses in a fit of narcissism, self-centeredness, and egocentrism, refusing to be accountable to own behavior, projecting anger, rage, and immaturity throughout the world, with a sprinkling of ass-holeishness.
A person with assholeitis may display: Screaming in parents' face, in a high pitched, screeching, nonsensical grandiose way, in an attempt to be re-breastfed. A person with assholeitis will also display pervasive denial. (Seek attention from perturbed, tired, teenage peers.)
noun: an immature, aimless, broke, unanchored person over the age of 35 who is a spendthrift parasite living off of a rotation of working friends, and who assumes no personal responsibility, despite many parental contributions,and failed college enrollments.
Lars: "Last night Dick came over and ate the rest of my pizza, drank four beers, and crashed on my couch. He asked me to lend him a $20 for gas."
You: "Dude, he's such an assholescent---toss him."
-Dan is almost as much of an asshole as Sean!
"No, Dan really isn't at all..."
-Yeah right, his assholeness is bigger than his actual asshole, and that's saying something.
Someone who presents themself as an utterly incompetent moron, consistantly fucking up whatever he/she does, it makes u wonder if there's an asshole where his/her brain would normally be.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.