Assholewave

Intermittent behavior that is intentionally indecent, cruel, & heartless originating from someone seemingly decent.

John's usually a nice guy... but this week, he's on his assholewave !

by undercoverrbrother April 22, 2021

Assholeage

Being a complete asshole to everyone and everything for no apparent reason

Imma punt u jus fer continued assholeage!!!!

by 69 Rocket GC March 14, 2006

assholevert

An individual who makes a personal choice not to socialize with people around them, due to there exaggerated sense of self-importance. Most assholeverts have an egotistical disregard for others, due to their belief that they are far superior to those around them. They can easily be confused as introverts, but in reality just choose not to carry on a conversation.

Gil, being the assholevert that he is, chose to go back to the condo rather than shoot-the-shit with the Tuckians at the grill. "Fuck them...I'll let Jim cook the steaks. Those douchebags are from Kentucky!"

by J. Brighton September 3, 2007

Assholefaceness

To behave in the manner of a person who has the face and personality of an asshole

She reached new levels of assholefaceness when she micromanaged every aspect of the meeting.

by Hefweizen February 12, 2018

Assholaversary

Assholaversary,is a definite ass hole celebrating an anniversary,for either doing good deeds for people helping people....or just being a long time asshole for any reason

Happy Assholaversary,to the entire crowd.

by Big Papa DD July 24, 2018

assholefaceman

A man with an asshole for a face...Don't believe me? Watch Love Guru.

Danny: You're on drugs again aren't you?
Tim: YEESS, assholefaceman!

by D2BD2B January 4, 2009

assholefaceman

1.a man or woman who has a face with so many dimples it looks like the person has many assholes in there face.

also it is a verb.
2. if a person gets a hole in there face by something like a punch or sumthing then they are geting assholefacemaned... 3.or if someone is beating someone up so much in there face .

1. wow look at those dimples..yea he is an assholefaceman
2. omg he is getting assholefacemanned by that bodybuilder
3. jeez tht guy is rlly getting his faced assholefacemanned

by alex15din December 8, 2010