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Assholewave 

Intermittent behavior that is intentionally indecent, cruel, & heartless originating from someone seemingly decent.
John's usually a nice guy... but this week, he's on his assholewave !
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Assholeage 

Being a complete asshole to everyone and everything for no apparent reason
Imma punt u jus fer continued assholeage!!!!
Assholeage by 69 Rocket GC March 14, 2006

assholevert 

An individual who makes a personal choice not to socialize with people around them, due to there exaggerated sense of self-importance. Most assholeverts have an egotistical disregard for others, due to their belief that they are far superior to those around them. They can easily be confused as introverts, but in reality just choose not to carry on a conversation.
Gil, being the assholevert that he is, chose to go back to the condo rather than shoot-the-shit with the Tuckians at the grill. "Fuck them...I'll let Jim cook the steaks. Those douchebags are from Kentucky!"
assholevert by J. Brighton September 3, 2007

Assholefaceness 

To behave in the manner of a person who has the face and personality of an asshole
She reached new levels of assholefaceness when she micromanaged every aspect of the meeting.
Assholefaceness by Hefweizen February 12, 2018

Assholaversary 

Assholaversary,is a definite ass hole celebrating an anniversary,for either doing good deeds for people helping people....or just being a long time asshole for any reason
Happy Assholaversary,to the entire crowd.
Assholaversary by Big Papa DD July 24, 2018

assholefaceman

A man with an asshole for a face...Don't believe me? Watch Love Guru.
Danny: You're on drugs again aren't you?
Tim: YEESS, assholefaceman!
assholefaceman by D2BD2B January 4, 2009

assholefaceman

1.a man or woman who has a face with so many dimples it looks like the person has many assholes in there face.

also it is a verb.
2. if a person gets a hole in there face by something like a punch or sumthing then they are geting assholefacemaned... 3.or if someone is beating someone up so much in there face .
1. wow look at those dimples..yea he is an assholefaceman
2. omg he is getting assholefacemanned by that bodybuilder
3. jeez tht guy is rlly getting his faced assholefacemanned
assholefaceman by alex15din December 8, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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