assbugler 

One who can willfully manipulate the tone and volume of their farts, same as a bugler waking the troops at dawn.

Jesus Christ, did you hear that? Jon's a regular assbugler!! He played fucking Taps!!!

assbugler by mhssnr09 January 18, 2014

Assburgers 

A common mispelling of aspergers,but if it were real id say its when you shit chunks so big they look like burgers.

I have aspergers.

I had assburgers last night after taco bell

Assburgers by Cheeseynoodles April 24, 2017

assbaggery 

the act of being an assbag, being full of shit

That Toad guy used to be up to douche nozzlery, but lately he's upgraded to some first class assbaggery

assbaggery by ferlishious December 3, 2007

Assbutter 

Assbutter is an english translation of the word rövsmör and is made by depositing your "man milk" into someone's ass and churning it with your rod. It's mostly used to be as disgusting as possible.
It originated from Northern Sweden.

I made some nasty Assbutter last night with Tim

Assbutter by Pyromanen December 31, 2012

asshugger 

Used to describe someone who is not quite and ass kisser, but is in need of an insult of the sort

You asshugger, don't just pour me a drink, bring it here damnit.

asshugger by Alice Annabelle Ayers April 22, 2006

assburgers 

A play on the word "aspergers", a minor version of Autism characterized by social isolation and other odd behavior. Also very funny to yell.

"ASSSSSSSBUUURRRRGERRRRRZZZZZZ!!!1"

~Murray Smith, Flecko.net, sufferer of "assburgers"

assburgers by Rainbringer June 11, 2006

Assburgers 

Pronunciation of the word, “Asperger’s,” which is a high functioning form of Autism. People with it don’t usually notice social cues such as body language and tone of voice.

Cartman, from SouthPark, tried to convince everyone that he had “Assburgers.”

Do you think I have ASSSSSSSBurgers?

Yes, I think you have Assburgers.

Assburgers by Uberlesbian August 27, 2018