assfinkler

One who packs teh fudge;dumbass;wordassclown/word;one who wears teh wordasshat/word;etc...

You goddamn assfinkler, if you don't put down my sandwich in 2 seconds, I am going to pop your nuts in a vicegrip.

by Boxxcarr September 15, 2003

Assfinger

The first time a girl ever sticks a finger up your arse when she is slopping away at a blowjob. One's reaction is initially "WTF ARE YOU DOING?" but in just a few seconds, one will be on a different plane of existence.

A friend suggested that I pick up this CD. After a long day of work, I put this in and, on the first listen of the first track, I yelled "WTF WAS HE THINKING?!!?!". But by the time I was finished with the second track, I think I 'got it'. This album is definitely an assfinger.

by G. D. Bebittes June 7, 2009

assfinger noogie

A staked finger with quills protruding and extending from one's asshole. Stinks a bit. An assfinger noogie stings a bit but makes you ejaculate violently.

Damn, he gave me an assfinger noogie and I came like a shotgun.

by Ptrackinator October 20, 2017

assfunkle

1 The word that pops into your head when you see the home keys on a keyboard typed consecutively: "asdfjkl;"

2 "Funkle" is a word used to describe absolute awesomeness, therefore, "assfunkle" is an ass with absolute awesomeness.

1 When I see "asdfjkl;" I think of ASSFUNKLE!

2 Damn girl, you got some serious assfunkle goin' on!

by periangelicque July 23, 2010

assfingers

Coined in the late 90s, this term capably describes the best person in the universe.

assfingers is great and andamaroo is not.

by assFACE November 15, 2004

assfingers

Overweight bald men with thick eyeglasses normally contract this illness though it has been known to exist outside of this stereotype.
Also referred to as shitsticks, assfingers is an illness that causes the index finger and middle finger to smell like a shitty asshole. Victims of assfingers can quickly be discovered while pointing something out to you or offering you a stick of gum.

"Jee-SUS! That dude behind the counter gave me directions. He pointed the place out on the map and I leaned over to grab a closer look and WHAM!! He's got assfingers in a bad way. Thought I was gonna straight pass out, I swear to God!"

by DreamKing29 March 10, 2009

assfingers

The worst thing imaginable. Something you would rather die than become.

Become assfingers? I'd rather star in a snuff film.

by sarkathstic November 17, 2004