Assfinger

The first time a girl ever sticks a finger up your arse when she is slopping away at a blowjob. One's reaction is initially "WTF ARE YOU DOING?" but in just a few seconds, one will be on a different plane of existence.

A friend suggested that I pick up this CD. After a long day of work, I put this in and, on the first listen of the first track, I yelled "WTF WAS HE THINKING?!!?!". But by the time I was finished with the second track, I think I 'got it'. This album is definitely an assfinger.

by G. D. Bebittes June 7, 2009

Assfinger

Finger you scratch your arsehole with

Smell my assfinger

by Rachel Barbour March 20, 2017

assfinger noogie

A staked finger with quills protruding and extending from one's asshole. Stinks a bit. An assfinger noogie stings a bit but makes you ejaculate violently.

Damn, he gave me an assfinger noogie and I came like a shotgun.

by Ptrackinator October 20, 2017

Harry Anslinger

Every stoner's worst nightmare. As the first drug czar, he came up with much of the propaganda bullshit against marijuana that still exists to this day (and believed by some ignorants to be true), and single handedly bequeathed most of the Gestapo-like policies of the DEA.

Harry Anslinger is resposible for all the retarded durg policies in the United States (and probably the whole fucking world). I'm sure do glad he's fucking dead. Fuck him.

by Dude of Life April 30, 2008

assmonger

One who sells donkeys on the street.

A lowly assmonger cannot make enough money to support a family.

by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

Assnigger

The worst kind of asshole in the world. It's contagious and cancerous. An asshole who is of African descent.

Wow, I can't believe how much of an assnigger Ibeamaka is. He gave LaShonda a nigerian crowbar and left all the splinters in her anus hole.

I'm so pissed that Jamal gave Izefia a creambeard, he's the biggest assnigger I have ever seen in mah lifes.

Hahahahahahaha Jafaru's grandpa's an assnigger.

by Jafaru April 19, 2008

assdigger

A person who Fucks/rapes people in the ass.

Did you heard what happened to Bruce?
Yeah, He was fucked in the ass by Chuck,
Chuck is such an assdigger

by pornozano November 8, 2007