Asserator

Device placed on a boat for the Rear Admiral's pleasure

When all the fish died in the livewell the Captain removed the Asserator from the livewell and stimulated his anus with it.

by Chris B******** March 14, 2007

asser

a German word that means you stupid dumb ass.

"You guys are the biggest assers."

by Bob Lush March 09, 2003

asser

Somebody who pretends to be cool, but actually is an idiot. Male form of teenybopper. From Bulgarian slang. In Bulgaria, the assers are currently on a gangsta rap wave.

Heah, Bobo's pretending he's a big asser just cuz' he listens to 50 cent and other shit of the sort.

by Dreben_2097 July 23, 2005

Asser

A person (typically promiscuous) who has a proclivity for anal intercourse

She is a definitely an asser

by Baskims June 27, 2017

asser

a German word that means you stupi dumb ass.

"You guys are the biggest asser."

by Bob Lush March 09, 2003

Asser

A seriously shallow person (usually female)

Non-Single Girl 1: OMG did you see those abs?
Non-Single Girl 2: I know don't you wish **boyfriend** has abs like that
Non-Single Girl 1: Hell yeah, gimme a piece o' that.

Girl 1 boyfriend : Pah, Assers

by Angry Wilson May 21, 2011

asser

when ur really bad at something

ur ass
"ur asser"

by ThatSadGirl101 January 30, 2017